Every freakin' time
cantstopthesignal, As someone who’s currently pooping, this helped
finickydesert, You should look into figuring out how to regulate that digestive system you got there bud
Shortstack, Imodium is your friend, keep some in your car
resin85, If the poop is crowning, I’m thinking the only way Imodium is gonna help is if you take it anally
agentshags, 
Loperamide (generic)
PapaStevesy, This format doesn’t make sense for this joke imo. The poop is trying to kill me with a traffic jam?
Kotton, Hmm. Maybe, but have you ever been stuck on the road with like 3 spicy McChicken and a filet o fish in your stomach? Maybe some taco bell in the mix
thorbot, No
kucing, Damn. I love spicy mcd (in my country they are really hot & spicy) but eating one drumstick is enough for me to not eat it for the next couple of months.
johnthedoe, Should be something like Fart Me in a traffic jam
Poop about to come out
millionsofplayers, Yeah
take_five_seconds, 
i always try to poop at work, might as well get paid for it shrug-outta-hecks
agentshags, Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
WarmSoda, When you finally sit down, got comfortable, and then start smoking a menthol.
Kotton, Lol
expatriado, the almighty turtle head
radix, 
Brickhead92, I’ve always liked both of these terms. Another one is, touching cloth.
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