I wish the next person to post on here doesn't get their wish.
Some people just want to see the world burn.
celeste, 
Granted. The next person to post is actually a moderator clarifying rules, and the subsequent rule breaking makes no one want to post here or even look at it so it closes down.
paddirn, Granted, but due to a strange quirk, this gets posted twice and applies to your own duplicate post.
AChiTenshi, Granted. The effects both positive and negative of the next wish effect you instead.
henfredemars, (edited ) Granted.
Most unfortunately that wish was to your continued good health and for many more birthdays to come.
EDIT: Hmm not sure if that technically satisfies
cmbabul, I feel like this is potentially closer to saving the world
half_built_pyramids, That’s exactly how the monkeys paw works. The next person to post doesn’t get what they wished for.
stephfinitely, Exactly
Empricorn, Quick question: did you go to inspect the rear end of a mule, and that’s all you can remember…?
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