TronnaRaps,

I used to laugh during certain scenes in Commando. He’ll do ridiculous things like rip the seat out of a truck like it’s nothing.

Passerby6497,

I got lots of weird looks for laughing during multiple death scenes in the John wick movies, not sure if that counts…

Blackmist, (edited )

That bit in JW4 where he falls down like 10 flights of stairs reminded me of the old lady in The IT Crowd.

“I’m afraid I’ve had a bit of a tumble”

Christ those sequels are terrible.

NotMyOldRedditName,

I feel like we went from bullet proof suits like kinda saving your life but hurting like a bitch and don’t take more than 1 shot, to, you can empty a m16 into this god damn suit as long as he holds it 1 inch away from his body and keeps running.

Edit: for the record though, I still loved them.

rickyrigatoni,

I’m gonna show my kids Nobody and tell them that’s John Wick 2.

mortrek,

I don’t go to theaters enough to see entire audiences laughing, but I laughed…

I laughed uncontrollably at the climax/ending of Dark City at a friend’s birthday party. It was his favorite movie at the time. He wasn’t amused. I think the fact that he took the movie SO seriously, and that it ended in such an embarrassing schlocky way, was just too much for my poor system.

the ending spoilerIt turns into a Dragonball-z fan film, with energy beams meeting in the middle and one guy straining and pushing harder and knocking the energy beam into the other, and other silly nonsense. It did not fit the tone of the movie AT ALL. Then, the movie ends as quickly as possible.

Also laughed my way through most of the first Fast and the Furious movie, in the theater. At the time, it seemed like an amazing absurdist comedy, but these days it’d be very tamely dumb. Lots of people probably think of it as some sort of classic or some shit now.

Finally, nobody in the theater laughed once at Down Periscope. IMDB has it at 6.2, but… nobody laughed. We walked out after giving up 30min in. edit: it was a different spoof movie from almost the same time that I’m thinking of, McHales Navy. Sorry for slandering you, Down Periscope, I’m sure you’re amazing.

PiratePanPan,
@PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I DID NAWT HIT HAR. I DID NAWT. OH HAI MARK!

RavenFellBlade,
@RavenFellBlade@startrek.website avatar

HOW’S YAR SEX LAIF?

pyre,

your pfp kinda looks like him too

RavenFellBlade,
@RavenFellBlade@startrek.website avatar

Glory to you. And your houuuuuse!

rozwud,

Similar story, when Kylo Ren died, my friend straight up busted out laughing. It was a bit contagious and a few others in the theater ended up laughing as well.

letsgo,

Not quite the same but having listened to the 1712 Overture several times before hearing the 1812, I didn’t get some of the jokes until I actually heard the 1812, and THAT’s when I laughed.

But on-topic me and the wife have been watching an animation film where the cinema was mostly kids and we got, and laughed out loud at, some of the “jokes for the grown-ups” that none of the kids did, who were all staring at us for laughing at something that was totally not funny for them.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please,

The Titantic. In the scene when the dude falls off the back of the ship and hits the propeller on the way down. He hits it with a solid clang and someone in the theater loudly goes “oooooohh that’ll leave a mark…”

The entire theater fucking lost it.

RavenFellBlade,
@RavenFellBlade@startrek.website avatar

I remember laughing my ass off at a 5-second loop of that scene with a Wilhelm added to it.

katja,

Ya can’t say shit like that and not link the clip. Now I hafta venture out on the real internet and look for it. Day ruined.

RavenFellBlade,
@RavenFellBlade@startrek.website avatar

Lol. Unfortunately, it was bookmarked in a now-nuked YT account. It’s definitely out there though.

Pepsi,
Pepsi avatar

Mark wahlberg in The Happening: “come on douchebag, think like a scientist”

dditty,

“I need a second OK why can’t anyone just give me a goddamn second!?”

TerraRoot,

The Patriot (2000) dull Mel Gibson movie, as far as i can recall, anyway random dude gets head cleanly lopped off with a cannonball, buddies and i played too much UnrealTournament that day not to hear the “HEADSHOT” anouncer in our heads.

vaultdweller013,

Is that theone where he’s a mailman in a collapse scenario or is this a different dull Mel Gibson movie?

maniacalmanicmania,
@maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone avatar

That’s Costner in The Postman.

vaultdweller013,

Aight, its just kinda in the part of my brain thats just kinda a mush called “weirdly boring nationalist movies” which is a surprisingly broad genre.

maniacalmanicmania,
@maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone avatar

Yeah which is a shame because the premise was interesting. I don’t think I’ve read any of Brin’s works which this was based on.

RavenFellBlade,
@RavenFellBlade@startrek.website avatar

Kinda hard to tell the difference at times. There’s a lot less Shakespeare in The Patriot, though.

niktemadur,

You know how there are a lot of small theaters in Paris that screen old movies? There we were, watching a noir thriller classic “The Asphalt Jungle” one night.
As an epilogue, there’s a tacked-on morality speech by a police chief, and you can smell the stench of The Hayes Code and J Edgar Hoover all over the goddamned thing.

Like a cheap piece of lazy propaganda. “Your local Police Department… tirelessly fighting day and night, to protect all regular citizens from society’s external disruptive forces, like the Red Menace and Reefer Madness.”

After being a rapt audience for the main story - which is a jewel of its’ genre - this weird speech happens, it ends abruptly with a “The End” title card and we ambled out of the theater, that speech was the final disconcerting taste in our mouths, you could hear more than a few puzzled, snickering laughs.

fmstrat,

One of the Marvel movies, Avanegers I think?

“Get all of your spectrometers, put them on the roof and set them to detect gamma rays!”

Most of our group got a pretty good laugh out of that one in the theater.

mortrek,

It’s bad, but is it as bad as in movies/tv where people look into a microscope and see little viruses multiplying, or even worse, DNA double-helices floating around? Maybe it is…

wildcardology,

Works for me.

tijean,

Steven Seagal’s death in Executive Decision was supposed be a dramatic moment instead the theatre I was in broke out in spontaneous clapping, laughing and cheering.

radicalautonomy,

I cheered too, ngl. Seagal is a turd.

tigerjerusalem,

In Before the Midnight, at the theater with my wife at the time, when the couple are at the hotel having a serious argument. I was losing it, laughing uncontrollably, because it mirrored my abusive relationship I was having with her so damn perfectly.

I’m not married anymore.

radicalautonomy,

Before Midnight with Handsome Hawke and Julie Delpy?

XTL,

You don’t often hear people laugh out loud in a Finnish movie theater, so I remember the one time there was a sudden spontaneous burst. It was one of the Underworld movies where Bill Nighys character gets his head cut in half or something. I guess the visual was just so ludicrous and kind of mismatch to the tone that several people lost it at once.

FatTony,
@FatTony@lemmy.world avatar

Not really a movie line but a scene from a movie.

In Star Wars: The Last Jedi. The scene where Leia gets blown out of the spaceship. She floats there a little then opens her eyes and proceeds to use the Force to fly through space towards the ship.

The audience absolutely erupted in laughter at that.

mortrek,

I stopped watching after The Force Awakens, and this makes me even more sure of my decision.

endhits,

I’ve never spoken in a theater until TROS. I spoke twice.

Once when Rey and Ren were facing each other, and were about to kiss, and I audibly said “oh come on don’t say it” when the old lady asked Rey her surname. I was in disbelief she would say something that stupid.

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