Blackstone is said to be pursuing a purchase of Jersey Mike's for around $8 billion
skeptomatic, Who the fuck is Jersey Mike’s.
And why the fuck are they worth 8 billion?
RampantParanoia2365, Who’s Jersey Mike’s…what? His wife? Drug dealer? Finish your question.
DBT, If only there was an article you could read to answer these questions….
skeptomatic, There might be, somewhere.
But not at the end of that hyperlink.
Lemming6969, When the meatball was out, so was I. That was long ago
hightrix, Oof. I’m assuming this means they will plummet to subway quality before too long.
It’s unfortunate, Jersey mikes is one of my favorite sandwich shops.
sandman, Subway quality with jersey mikes pricing.
You can see why investors are interested.
hightrix, Absolutely. They will destroy that franchise and make a killing.
jpreston2005, Coming soon from Berkshire Hathaway, Meal deal of 2 pieces of cardboard, loaded with extra packing peanuts, and a small water for $18!
root_beer, Gonna do Raven Sable’s work for him
yesman, So investors will buy the chain, take out huge loans to pay themselves, and bring in management to cut jobs, close locations, and skimp quality all to make that payment.
Capitalism is much efficient, so economy, and many value.
sandman, Capitalism is much efficient, so economy, and many value.
Everyday it becomes clearer the only people who believe this are useful idiots and their rulers.
CluckN, I hope they change the name to Subway 2
bradorsomething, Subway 2: Even Subbier
Protoknuckles, Shit… the quality is gonna drop to cardboard and sawdust isn’t it?
sandman, It’s the way of capitalism.
Protoknuckles, The worst way there is, lol
Trollception, Already did
slacktoid, 
Well there goes a sandwich chain
disguy_ovahea, Welcome to Multinational Mike’s
slacktoid, Where your footlongs are 9inches and your lettuce is 2 days old.
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