I wonder what the protocol is for the cheese. Like, how much do you salvage? You’ll obviously want to save as much as possible without grossing out customers. Maybe you let the family eat the cheese most responsible for the death, as a kind of scapecheese? Or you do a reverse firing squad kind of deal where the cheeses are cleaned and randomized to share the blame.
Dovahkin, on a nearby mountain top: “Uh oh! Overencumbered. Hmmm… I don’t think I need all these wheels of cheese now that I have 30 million health potions. Off you go!”
Meanwhile
Italian man: “I sure hope I don’t get crushed under the weight of thousands of falling cheese wheels, today.”
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