POLL - You now have a monthly, lifetime subscription to the last thing you bought. Are you satisfied with your purchase?

AA5B, 10 months ago

No, not satisfied. I bought refill line for my string trimmer, and I bought it in bulk. I had to pay at least a year’s worth already and now more will be coming every month? Nooooooo

ClarissaXDarjeeling, 10 months ago

Well I’m not complaining, there’s nothing wrong with a lifetime of iced coffee. Except that it was decaf, this time :/

WeirdGoesPro, 10 months ago

Hell yeah! I bought dank legal weed in California! Best lifetime subscription ever, especially since I live in a prohibition state! I like this thread.

safetysandals, 10 months ago

So, a monthly lifetime subscription to prison?

WeirdGoesPro, 10 months ago

That’s the best part—the amount I bought was still low enough to be a misdemeanor. I’ll take that risk.

Kuma, 10 months ago

Does food count? I was grocery shopping yesterday. But I wouldn't be too happy if I only received what I bought then, some stuff is pretty tasty but I don't need that much oil and soy sauce. I use one bottle for many months haha

Dark_Blade, 10 months ago

Not sure, I don’t want diabetes (Starbucks)

Labonnie, 10 months ago

A gift card for the local home improvement store. That's pretty neat!

phrankygee, 10 months ago

Caramel M&Ms? Alright!

Xenxs, 10 months ago

Awesome, free new cars for the rest of my life.

Auduras, 10 months ago

Microfiber towels. Eh, I'd be OK with that.

Thadrax, 10 months ago

A monthly free pizza delivery isn’t bad

Wodge, 10 months ago

Metal Asus stickers, so yay?

Grassgrowz, 10 months ago

coffee to go. fuck yeah.

PixxlMan, 10 months ago

60% mechanical keyboards... Hmm, not so bad. You can never have too many!

Deestan, 10 months ago

A chat donation to The Escapist live stream, yeah that sounds good.

If it has to be a physical thing, then 196L hot water tank which is highly impractical.

pikmeir, 10 months ago

Yeah but imagine all the nice warm water.

GoldenSpider, 10 months ago

Last thing I bought was instacart. So yeah would be pretty happy for that