ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

The real horror is when you discover the monster behind all those errors haunting your sleepless nights… Was you all long

BaardFigur,

Is it 1st of April already? Damn, time flies

Feyr,

You have been eaten by a grue

BurningnnTree,

It should play a jump scare sound when you get an exception

fibojoly,

Anti-peeking filter is looking dope! Nobody will be able to look at my screen anymore, me included!

trustnoone,

Does anyone remember when something like this actually happened? Maybe it’s the Mandela effect but U sweat at one stage a whole heap of sites were using black/dark mode to save the planet

SqueakyBeaver,

I use it to save my eyeballs

fsr1967,

laughs in IntelliJ multi cursor mode

executivechimp,
@executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

What’s the joke? VSCode has multi cursor.

fsr1967,

With multiple cursors, we can see more of the dungeon, uh, I mean code.

Eonandahalf, (edited )
fsr1967,

If you have multiple similar lines, you can perform the same editing on them all at once.

Maalus,

It does get its uses. Mostly editing similar lines, multiple methods at the same time, etc. Makes you look like a ninja too

Hiro8811,

But I have an LCD display

pkill,

non-AMOLED devices spreading misinfo by enabling dark mode by default on low battery and it’s consequences…

Hiro8811,

Low battery mode on…computers?

Omega_Jimes,

Yeah. Some folk use portable computers on top of their laps. It’s weird :/

stoy,

Reminds me of when CodeBullet turned Pacman into a first person horror game

Nightwind,

Knew a programmer that was near blind who only used magnifier on maximum zoom with his IDE. One of the best programmers I met, but his screen looked very much like that. Don’t know how he did it.

fibojoly,

Albino? There was an albino in my IT and the poor dude would literally be like 4 inches from the screen at all times. I guess that must be pretty close to his experience, yeah.

locuester,

Yeah, I worked with an albino like that who used a handheld magnifying glass. It actually inspired me to write a magnifier application for windows (which didn’t have one at the time, this was in 2006). That then led me to write little windows apps every day for a month, which got a lot of attention.

2deck,
@2deck@lemmy.world avatar

Programming happens in the mind. Whats on the screen is a pale and lifeless polaroid devoid of the moving, complex soul of real code.

Nightwind,

Well put, however I find code formatting itself has a shape, texture and smell. How the programmer weaves the patterns of formatting tells a lot about his mind and style.

2deck,
@2deck@lemmy.world avatar

Agreed; or their mind and style style.

Auto formatting is often too rigid for me and gets in the way of context driving the style.

fibojoly,

That feels like that scene in Amadeus, when Mozart dictates his music to Salieri.

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

I use an LCD monitor so there is no difference in power consumption. I preferred the old view, how do I go back?

Poxlox,

Alt + F4

thechadwick,

Just have to delete the system32 directory. That gets rid of the changed settings the fastest.

HaveYouPaidYourDues,

That’s a $10.99/month subscription

flameguy21,

This should be considered a war crime

BatmanAoD,

The animation that goes with this is pretty slick: x.com/Phantom_TheGame/status/1748457358521426375?…

BatmanAoD,

Oh hey, it’s modern ed!

casmael,

Yeah so you gotta buy the lumafly lantern before you go in that area

minyakcurry,

I never expected a Hollow Knight reference here

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