DeVoid,

Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. JUST a moment.

Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. JUST a moment.

Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. JUST a moment.

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Translation: "Our project management sucks, and everything is on fire."

CanadaPlus, (edited )

Why do people write ads like that anyway? That just sounds intimidating. I'm pretty good at what I do, but I'm not built to do it in some sort of reality show tournament.

instamat,

I try to figure out the true meaning behind the buzzwords. Like this tells me they don’t plan ahead and try to spin chaos as excitement

sethw,

You guys are getting cubicles?

borkcorkedforks,

We can meet you halfway. The walls will go up about 6 inches above the table. We find this increases synergy and collaboration. On an unrelated note most of our office workers were headphones and are reluctant to talk as it disturbs the entire office.

instamat,

Synergy and collaboration translates to annoying coworkers who blurt out every thought and question that pops into their head

ekZeno,

At least you have a nice Coffee Room, lot of space

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/07f8b236-ba35-4ef3-b2dc-c918da082247.jpeg

CanadaPlus,

Still better than advertised. At least I get to try almond water.

brezelradar,
@brezelradar@feddit.de avatar
Gemini,

I wish I had a cubicle and not the open office.

saegiru,

Open office layouts are absolutely terrible. Why more places haven't figured that out, I'll never know.

Quill7513,

The research has been available since at least 2008 that open office floor plans are detrimental to productivity

brezelradar,
@brezelradar@feddit.de avatar

since at least

yup, Peopleware is from 1987

sailsperson,
sailsperson avatar

Because the decisions like that made by the people who don't know shit about these things or don't care to know shit - most likely, it's also cheaper for them to run this kind of office anyway.

corytheboyd,
corytheboyd avatar

People HAVE thought about these things. Extensively. The answer is always money.

borkcorkedforks,

Those who make the decision still have a full blown office with real walls and a door so won't be negatively affected. It's mostly pushed because the open office idea is cheaper and allows managers to see butts in seats. Studies show it's a bad idea but people talk about collaboration and whatnot as an excuse.

jubilationtcornpone,

In my experience “collaboration” means talking about basically anything except work. How some idiot on the executive floor got the idea that we all just walk around spontaneously gabbing about ways to make them more money is beyond me. Much of the corporate world is dedicated to mindless churn and professional time wasting.

The more an organization pushes the whole “in office”, “collaboration”, “water cooler conversations” narrative, the more professional time wasters they have on their payroll. When the only metrics you have are butts in seats, you can’t see how little work you’re actually getting for your money.

simple,
@simple@lemmy.world avatar

You don't love being watched by everyone in your workplace? /s

Gemini,

I guess it’s not even the watching - I really don’t care about it. It would be nice to have fewer distractions from people walking by, chatting nearby, chatting to me, etc.

Merlin,

Who would imagine that. I’d much prefer a cubicle over an open office. Open offices are much cheaper to make so they try to sell us some bullshit to make it seem the best way forward.

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