What's our last name again?
pixeltree, 
Hey, Stamets, thanks for the posts, you definitely improve my day with them
Flushmaster, Am I the only one that thinks the DM was inspired by a character from the webcomic Saffron and Sage? The moth girl there doesn’t have the marriage custom but does immediately crush on the himbo pyromancer.
Kedly, I see no problem with this
pantyhosewimp, How I met your mother
acockworkorange, How I met your moth-er
samus12345, 
Where green text?
GraniteM, Wait, I’ve heard this story before!
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/83db43fd-af8c-4756-9682-b70faa09ad38.jpeg
myrrh, “Special.”
otter, Time stops every time that episode is on. 😶
Couldbealeotard, 
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kometes, 
Firefly “Our Mrs Reynolds” episode.
Senex, 
No worries. Throw some extra logs on the campfire. She will just circle it a few dozen times, get too close and burn up. Problem solved.
sbv, technically, it isn’t even murder
(for once)
blanketswithsmallpox, Booby traps for other races is murder.
There’s legal precedent in the real world, let alone fake world.
acockworkorange, 3rd degree manslaughter? Don’t listen to me, I know nothing of law.
fushuan, Sure, it’ll just add up to the high body count the party has, w/e.
samus12345, If it’s done with the intention of killing her, it’s murder.
Attaxalotl, That’s freaking adorable
Shayeta, The culture runs deep with this DM.
frauddogg, 
I knew what was up as soon as I read the words “magical forest”
ICastFist, 
Good thing it was a magical forest and not a magical realm
EmpathicVagrant, Dear sweet fluffy, thine wings shall forever inspire my actions.
MTLion3, This is actually one of the funniest posts I’ve ever seen on Lemmy 🤣 I kind of want to try something similar with my players now.
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