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Lukecis, 10 months ago in Medical insurance in America is totally not a scam

You know all those mysterious random pains you’ve felt across your body all your life which immediately go away or sometimes happen again at seemingly random?

It’s just the happy little microplastics clumping together a bit more than usual and triggering your nerve system :D

X3N0T1CT, 10 months ago in It’s healthy just do it

Cool art, who made it?

blackstampede, 10 months ago in I know

Twist- it actually is a secret message, and this agent just broke cover to speak directly.

Lukecis, 10 months ago in Just do it

The human body struggles to metabolize insects compared to normal sources of protein.

Lukecis, 10 months ago in mfw

They should have broken the treaty decades if not a century ago.

Lukecis, 10 months ago in Solipsism

Main character syndrome taken to its inevitable conclusion, next he’ll be claiming he’s god.

Hopalong, 10 months ago in Someone please post, I’m running out of material

I remember this.

PickTheStick, 10 months ago in Give it back!

It’s not the sun they replaced, it’s your ‘eyes.’ You got to take 'em out, sonnies, you got to take 'em out now! Before they permanently attach! There’s no time, go get the spoon out of your drawer. USE THE SPOON NOW, LARRY! THERE’S NO TIME!

MrJameGumb, 10 months ago

That reminds me of this classic cautionary tale: LIGHTS OUT!!!

MrJameGumb, 10 months ago in Give it back!

They should switch it out for one of those wifi bulbs where you can change the color and make light shows. Those things are awesome

MrJameGumb, 10 months ago in Don’t worry it’s just a test

I could turn around fast enough to see him if I felt like it…

bastion, 10 months ago in Don’t worry it’s just a test

Aw, come on. ‘8 foot’ is rather arbitrary when you’re dealing with extradimensional entities. You’re really just saying ‘8 foot’ because it’s looming.

Adam, 10 months ago in Don’t worry it’s just a test

Can be invalidated in a mirror labyrinth. Easy. 🤣