Crime
mobius_slip, “Mage: The Ascension” be like
ZombieMantis, (edited ) 
I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law.
– Bugs Bunny
helpImTrappedOnline, (edited ) break all the laws of physics you want, but you aren’t convincing anyone with that monstrosity. Hire a graphics designer.
Obi, 
If this an advert for psychedelics?
Mango, Yeah but those laws keep me safe.
blusterydayve26, They’re also the thing that’s going to kill you.
Mango, Ooohhh that’s true…
exocrinous, This is soulism
spittingimage, 
Levitating makes my feet itch.
all4one, “The Guide says there is an art to flying”, said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
SkybreakerEngineer, Orbital mechanics 101
vale, The laws of physics? What are you, a narc?
lugal, No border, no nation, no gravitation!
Entropywins, I feel strangely inspired
lugal, We should build a movement. One without friction
Darkard, No levitation without representation
Mouselemming, (edited ) Just remember, Mom says it isn’t really levitating or flying if you can’t do it straight up off the ground! Jumping off a high place doesn’t count, and nobody’s impressed, so don’t even bother.
Palerider, 
You just have to avoid hitting the ground…
Draegur, When you try to violate the laws of physics…
You don’t break them; THEY BREAK YOU.
Darkassassin07, (edited ) 
STOP You’ve violated the law!
Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence! Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
Draegur, [when all you did was put a fork back on the table after the physics engine’s weird physics made it fall on the floor]
nxdefiant, (edited ) > Pay the fine
> Attack <
henfredemars, You can be a pathetic weak little baby or you can be a warrior. The choice is yours.
FozzyOsbourne, Thanks for doodling over the letters U and C for me OP, my delicate eyes almost saw a naughty word!
Zozano, OP, The CUNT
RiQuY, (edited ) So many fonts and sizes at the same time, org-mode vibes.
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