Mango

@Mango@lemmy.world

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Mango,

It was hyped up because of astroturfing on Reddit that got the r/trees mods banned for being paid off. That’s also most likely what’s happening right here.

Mango,

You must be doing it wrong. Have you tried the tuck?

Mango,

I can straight up forget coffee exists sometimes. I don’t have any coffee related urges, but I do have an “I need to wake up, maybe coffee will do it.”

Mango,

Oh yeah. These two guys who work together know nothing about each other. /s

Seriously quit fishing for shit to be upset about.

Mango,

They are.

Mango,

So love and desire are the same now? I’m gonna tell all my friends.

Mango,

Well good for you. You’re not a character in a comic strip where the author decides the conditions of the characters.

Mango,

Hurr hurr, ya got me good! /s

Mango,

Ahhh you’re one of those people. Congrats on your misery. I hope you enjoy the feeling of superiority of being unable to comprehend that some people aren’t interested in dudes who look like girls.

Mango,

Trans people are very broadly undesirable. Most people wanna make babies with a healthy specimen of the opposite sex. Trans people scream physical and psychological trouble.

Also yeah, the joke is obviously that he got duped. Idk why you’re not all singing the praises about how effective the conversion is and whatnot.

Mango,

They ARE troubled. You think they’re gonna get the snip snip for a state of being they’re totally ok with? Fuckin listen to yourself. Build 4 walls out of dicks around yourself and call ME isolated. 🤣

Mango,

Let her lick other popsicles. I’m dripping with pussy.

Mango,

Ok then, let’s sue for the Chinese ban of literally most of the Internet. Where can I find the court that gives a shit about countries who don’t wanna participate in other countries Internet toys and what the fuck are they gonna do about it?

Mango,

More accurate is more better.

Mango,

Because men aren’t allowed to exclude women. Just wanna let you all know how that feels.

Mango,

Why would they have sex?

Mango,

Oh shit, I imagined it as a 14 and under kind of thing.

Mango,

I’ve never even heard of that last one!

I was a heckin cub scout and totally forgot it was a thing.

Mango,

What do you do when there’s no sun/wind?

What do you do when there’s no fuel or breathable air?

Mango,

Sounds like a miserable place to be gay.

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