I wish humans could get firmware upgrades
-bug fix: anxiety has been reduced by 50% -bug fix: memory has been buffed by 50% -bug fix: removed reoccurring memories of past failures
-bug fix: anxiety has been reduced by 50% -bug fix: memory has been buffed by 50% -bug fix: removed reoccurring memories of past failures
Etterra, -Empathy attribute improved by 50% -bug fix: some players’ Empathy attribute was below baseline; these players have had their Empathy attribute reset to baseline.
Hyzerflip, Absolutely, one of the best ones yet. Thank you.
Etterra, You’re welcome. I’m saving that one in case I ever stumble upon a genie or something. Honestly, If there was such a thing as God, there’s no way he could be worse at his job than I would be.
Zelyios, This is the meditation update that you’re looking for
specfreq, It’s called autophagy. Check out dry fasting
cupcakezealot, I’d be Windows. Constantly rebooting every five minutes
ininewcrow, BSOD
jhulten, McConnell?
ininewcrow, That was just an inconvenient update that happened at the wrong time. Like when your laptop decides to update during a critical PowerPoint presentation at a business meeting.
csm10495, You likely do it daily already.
Tylerdurdon,
- adjusted responsibility level by 1000%
spuncertv, I’d give my left nut for the allergy update.
SendMePhotos, Particular human has too many nuts. Removed left nut and replaced with nut allergy.
elscallr, Statistically speaking the average human has less than one nut.
Rentlar,
TwilightVulpine, Biological malware is the worst.
Doorbook, -new bug: Due to forgetting of past failure, there is now reoccurring failures.
Skullgrid, The entire field of medicine : Am I a joke to you?
minthenry, Bug fix: your tongue and cheeks no longer get bit by your own teeth while eating
over_clox, Oof, I feel you there! I bite my tongue in my sleep…
minthenry, Ouch. Also very inconvenient.
Mr_nutter_butter, In a way parenting is our brains change a lot for that
PissinSelfNdriveway, 3rd set of teeth added
over_clox, Have you ever seen a toddler’s skull and teeth? We’re actually born with all of our teeth ready to go, the adult teeth are just stuck way deep in the jaws.
Where you gonna put the extra teeth?
PissinSelfNdriveway, That’s engineerings problem.
over_clox, -bug fix: enable vitamin c generation ability -bug fix: enable tooth enamel regeneration
BitOneZero, essentially that is what mythology has been for humanity. Too bad now we just let advertising borrow the techniques without education the population how it works.
lntl, get your vaccines 🤣
Hamartiogonic, They are the updates for your antivirus system.
tsukigva, Oh yeah! finally fixed that anxie- Segmentation fault (core dumped)
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