over_clox

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over_clox,

The other 30% drew with their left feet…

over_clox,

LOL! Figured you might get a little chuckle out of it.

over_clox,

Get the Super Soakers ready, and fill them with saltwater!

Electronics really don’t like saltwater…

over_clox,

You keep your tongs in the kitchen?

I keep mine in the bathroom, next to the poop knife, like any normal person.

over_clox,

Just another rapid disassembly, nothing to see here…

over_clox,

I thought the goal was to reconnect the brain to the spinal cord though.

But dude is still stuck in a wheelchair, and so far it’s basically been just a fancy experimental mouse cursor? Installed in his brain? And already failing?..

over_clox,

And they already killed how many monkeys testing this stuff? Last I heard was that they tested 15 monkeys or so, and 13 of them ended up dying or having to be euthanized after only a few months.

They already admitted they had problems with their brain electrodes corroding after a few months or so…

I like to keep my noodle intact thank you very much. Even if I was a vegetable, I wouldn’t want a chip in my head that’s known to have corroding wires.

over_clox,

Indeed. Hell, I’m no expert in the field, but haven’t they had reliable Parkinson’s brain implant devices for decades?

over_clox,

I dropped my phone in the toilet, what do now?

over_clox,

Phone don’t work anymore though. Now I’ll never be able to flush again 😭

Sigh, I guess I’ll have to do the waffle stomp from now on… 💩

over_clox,
over_clox,

Damn, I heard about that a couple years ago and just looked it up again…

businessinsider.com/scientists-designed-a-smart-t…

over_clox,

Ah, but they didn’t even say stop, they said limit…

🤦‍♂️

over_clox,

If three astronauts are flying over the Gobi desert in a canoe and they crash, then how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

The answer is purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Therefore, my answer is 42.

over_clox,

Nice feet!

I’d add the feet holding a globe, but okay…

over_clox,

Obviously. But it looks like he’s looking at the imaginary globe, looking like he just discovered New Zealand really exists.

If someone doesn’t add a globe to this meme by tomorrow, I just might LOL!

over_clox,

I thought the imaginary state was Nebraska…

over_clox,

I’m still working with the New Zealand angle. Think I got a decent angle screenshot from GEarth to work with, but it’s late right now.

I’ll see what I can throw together tomorrow.

Anyways, Linux!

over_clox,
over_clox,

Enjoy New Zealand!

lemmy.world/post/15223983

over_clox,

Colorado has recreational weed and is in full support of right to repair? Well damn, if I ever have to move, I know where I’ll likely be going!

over_clox,

Umm… How many did you collect break?

over_clox,

One is a flying fruit puppy, the other is a flying demon.

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