BasedBeffJezos has this girlfriend from Canada, you wouldn't know her

skillissuer, 4 months ago

what the hell is thermodynamics startup, are they putting microtransactions in new laws of physics or what

swlabr, 4 months ago

Instead of aping Jeff Bezos he is aping other bald luminary Moby

qarbone, 4 months ago

Wait, is that not a Jeff Bezos parody account? The post reads like one.

Unless the “parody post” is referencing an actual rumor that the par-rumoured responded to?

Unless unless this is all theater and both base post and the response are but mere fabrications.

What are we, cosmicly? I’m out of the loop.

gerikson, 4 months ago

The “Ruthless” joke is one I remember from effing “Swallows and Amazons”, the ancient British children’s book, where one of the protagonists calls herself Nancy instead of her given name Ruth, because she’s a pirate and pirates are ruthless.

saucerwizard, 4 months ago

Wow.