MrFlamey,

Instantly reminded of this sketch from The Fast Show: www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7iiOF10gz8

Cevilia,
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…which was nice. :)

steb,
steb avatar

I have a really shitty SCP idea based on this concept

Cevilia,
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You should totally write it.

Use a different pen though. /joke

Finnbot,
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This is the kind of quality jokes I need in my life!

tinwhiskers,
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When you steal as many pens as I do you inevitably end up with some that are about to run out. You probably haven't noticed because I stole them.

HipPriest,

I've never had them run out exactly but I've had them go weird. Like when the ink sort of separates out into zebra stripes.

My wife keeps a handy pot of biros that don't work. Which is so useful to have when you really need a pen and not frustrating. She says it's to keep them separate from the ones that work and we've had the 'put them in the bin' discussion and somehow she won so...

Cevilia,
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Solution: put the pot in the bin.

HipPriest,

I value parts of my body and would like to keep them attached.

Two9A,

And the ones that do work are kept in a locked drawer, “so they’re in a safe place”.

Zerimski,

Many years ago I worked in a call centre selling insurance. I was there for about a year, and the only time I felt the slightest sense of achievement was that one time I fully killed off a Bic biro. There was a lot of mindless doodling involved.

Angelus1727,
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They last forever at home but at work they seem to run out at a fast rate and I have to search high and low for a new one because no one ordered any as usual.

Codandchips,
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Years ago (the early 70’s), my auntie worked in an office whereby she could only get a new Biro from the cupboard if you brought back the empty one!

freamon,

There’s a scene in Mindhunter showing BTK enforced a similar policy at work, so maybe your auntie had a lucky escape.

TVPaulD,

Clearly you’ve never had a novelty pen with a comically small biro inner due to limited space.

Cevilia,
@Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Clearly!

Toothpickjim,

Until you need it for something important then no matter how much ink is in the pen it will 100% of the time stop working for no reason whatsoever

Cevilia,
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I know exactly what you mean. But as I started to read, for a moment I thought you were talking about dental floss, and I was thinking “When are you ever going to need that for something important‽”

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