BinaryUnit, 
I kid you not, this conversation just happened.
Project Manager: We need to have a cookie banner for this page.
Me: But we do not track anything there are no analytics, no preferences no cookies whatsoever, we track nothing.
Project Manager: Yeah but we need it so it looks like a proper website.
Me: 😡😂 😭🤦♂️(deep breath...deep breath)... no....just no....
what is next? adding advertisement every other click so it looks "proper"