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Droom (n.): A very depressing room.

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Screenshit (n.): an image of your computer screen that nobody wants to see, probably not even you.

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Abvice (n.): Tips for an impressive 6-pack.

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Iffers (n.): conditional offers.

strypey, 9 months ago to random

"When someone approaching you online has very few friends on Facebook or followers on Instagram, this could be a red flag for catfishing."

https://vpnoverview.com/internet-safety/cybercrime/catfishing/

No point me using normie dating apps then, I don't even have FarceBook or IntraGrope accounts. Women are just going to suspect I'm a catfish 🥺

#CatFish #CatFishing

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Sparetime (n.): The theoretical unification of time and inactivity that forms the background fabric of working life.

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Tinfoil hate (n. phrase): The bigotry of people dumb enough to think that spreading baseless speculation will magically protect them, from a well-organised state-corporate system that exists to screw them, and everyone else who isn't rich enough to opt-out of getting screwed.

strypey, 9 months ago to random

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Andoid (n.): A robot that always has something to add.

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Right-wring (a.): The kind of person who can squeeze a justification for unregulated "free markets" or more authoritarian social policy out of literally anything.

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Segument (n): A short comment that manages to drifts from one argument to another without really engaging with any of them.

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Doughtnuts (n.): A baked treat that makes you sit down and wonder what the hell you're doing with your life.

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Self-enjoyed (n.): The same as being self-employed, but having a good time doing it.

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Sincitement (n.): Encouraging people to do bad things.

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Compose pile (n. phrase): The decomposing remains of abandoned drafts.

Flash, 11 months ago to random

I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.

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Aunthentically (adv.): doing anything just like an auntie would do it.

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Mistakeholder (n.): A collective term for people who think they're being consulted, when their participation is purely about ticking boxes.

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Angency (n.): a public service agency so determined to do an outstanding job they only employ angels.