the_gneech, 4 months ago to fantasy

(glittery blue puff of smoke)

Genie: Oh, ho, ho! By entering the magic keysmash sequence you have summoned me, oh master! I shall grant you three wishes!

Me (raised eyebrow): Really? Neat. Any caveats I should know about?

Genie: Oh, ho, ho! Don't be ridiculous! I have the unlimited power of magic at my control! Your every wish will be granted!

Me: And are these proper wishes, or some kind of monkey's paw bullshit?

Genie: Oh, ho, ho! I can give you infinite wealth, but I cannot give you wisdom! Who knows what unintended consequences there might be?

Me: Okay, fine. My first wish is to know beforehand what the result of my other two wishes would be.

Genie: ...

Genie (sullenly): ...It was monkey paw bullshit.

Me: I thought so. Fuck off.

#Fictionlet #fantasy #ThreeWishes

terrymatz, 1 year ago to random

#Loophole #ThreeWishes