vlrny, 15 days ago to random I would like to cultivate my own strain of weed and call it "My Last Fuck," just so I can say: Well, I would get upset about that, but I just smoked My Last Fuck. #amHigh
I would like to cultivate my own strain of weed and call it "My Last Fuck," just so I can say:
Well, I would get upset about that, but I just smoked My Last Fuck.
#amHigh
vlrny, 5 months ago to random In other news, at one point today I got one sleeve of my sweater, which was right side out, going inside out-ways through the neck hole that was otherwise the right side out in some kind of confounding mobius strip of knitwear. The #amHigh / #whereIsMySupervisor crossover you didn't even dare to wish for. ✨
In other news, at one point today I got one sleeve of my sweater, which was right side out, going inside out-ways through the neck hole that was otherwise the right side out in some kind of confounding mobius strip of knitwear.
The #amHigh / #whereIsMySupervisor crossover you didn't even dare to wish for. ✨
vlrny, 8 months ago to random Oof my brain feels gross. I think somebody might have puked in my mind palace. #brainFog
Oof my brain feels gross.
I think somebody might have puked in my mind palace.
#brainFog
vlrny, 8 months ago Oooo yaaaasss. Not sure how I got here, but #amHigh Brain feels nice now, laying down shag carpet in my mind palace.
Oooo yaaaasss.
Not sure how I got here, but #amHigh
Brain feels nice now, laying down shag carpet in my mind palace.
vlrny, 10 months ago to random Hoo-eee! My ear holes are irritable today. Gonna keep taking weed until my brain thinks the grind of the ac sounds like the hum of the cosmos.
Hoo-eee! My ear holes are irritable today. Gonna keep taking weed until my brain thinks the grind of the ac sounds like the hum of the cosmos.
vlrny, 10 months ago God lord! I am so high I can't find #MissMarple in my watchlist. 🔍 ...also mission accomplished. #amHigh
God lord! I am so high I can't find #MissMarple in my watchlist. 🔍
...also mission accomplished. #amHigh
vlrny, 10 months ago Ma'am I'm gonna have to ask you to step away from the remote. [insert image of mirror-sunglassed trooper I am too high to find] #amHigh
Ma'am I'm gonna have to ask you to step away from the remote.
[insert image of mirror-sunglassed trooper I am too high to find]
ahermitforhire, 11 months ago to random Toot me some tunes that are rocking your tits off lately. #AmHigh #tunes
Toot me some tunes that are rocking your tits off lately.
#AmHigh #tunes