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APBBlue

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Just here to make silly jokes and friends. Speechwriter in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #puns #49ers #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week.

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APBBlue, to random
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I think I'm going to need reading glasses soon. ::squints::

APBBlue,
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@NicoleCRust But I'm 26 in my brain!

jordinn, to random
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I really love May. Adore it. Profusions of beauty and interesting things afoot and not yet one thing or the other. Occasionally dangerous. Mostly mild. Raindrops and sunshine. Real local produce. Hope everywhere. I know y'all are like I loooooove October, but I say unto you May May May.

APBBlue,
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@jordinn May would mostly be fine, but it's what comes after it that I have a problem with.

APBBlue,
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@jordinn Summers in D.C. are nearly unbearable. Every year, I wonder why I live here. 😭

APBBlue, to Cats
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Are less domesticated than ? (Don't yell at me -- I'm legitimately curious.)

APBBlue, to random
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I bought a tub of Atomic Fireballs without realizing it was four pounds' worth. 😂

APBBlue,
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Wish my dad was still around so I could send him half.

APBBlue,
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At least I can stop going in every CVS I pass to look for them.

MLE_online, to random
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Lettuce is such a weird looking cat, so my sister and I were trying to figure out what exactly makes her look so odd.

It's definitely something with her eyes, but also her ears point straight up too much.

APBBlue,
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@MLE_online Cat plastic surgery? 😂

patrickworld, to random
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Did I put a new door handle on the downstairs bathroom?

Yes!

Did I at one point get locked inside the bathroom while I was doing it?

Also yes!

A door with an unfinished doorknob installation, showing an exposed latch mechanism through a hole in the door.

APBBlue,
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@patrickworld Good work! Glad you're not still stuck in there. 😂

APBBlue, to random
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Looked at approximately 10 stores before giving up and buying Atomic Fireballs on Amazon. It's almost itchy throat season. I need them.

APBBlue,
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I tried nuts.com, but they sell Tongue Torchers, which are apparently a sorry substitute for the real thing.

APBBlue,
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I TRIED, OK?

APBBlue, to random
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Maybe Kristi Noem has brainworms too.

FlockOfCats, (edited ) to random
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Please solve this debate for me:

In Japan, can you safely eat shredded とけるチーズ without heating it? (Either straight out of the bag like an animal or on food like tacos?

APBBlue,
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@FlockOfCats For those of us not in Japan, what is it?

APBBlue,
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@FlockOfCats Thanks! 😁

APBBlue, to random
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I was not expecting brainworms this morning.

APBBlue, to random
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I have zero interest in Trump trials.

APBBlue,
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Basically I would enjoy never hearing about him again.

APBBlue, to random
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@Alice Happy birthday! I hope it's been a good one! (If not, just try again tomorrow.)

snarkysteff, to random
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So, I had surgery.

All those food issues I’ve increasingly suffered over the last 3-4 years now appear to be the result of a bowel blockage caused by surgical scar tissue that has formed since 2017.

I nearly waited too long to investigate & I am so grateful my surgeon pressured me to let him do surgery.

He operated laparoscopically and WAS DONE IN 45 MINUTES.

I lost 120 pounds trying to solve food-related issues, but if I had not, this quick surgery could not have been possible.

APBBlue,
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@snarkysteff That's wonderful! I'm glad he found the issue and hope you heal quickly and feel better!

APBBlue, to music
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Weird question I was thinking about: Do string musicians know how to play other string instruments? Like, in an emergency orchestral situation, would someone like Yo Yo Ma be able to passably play a ?

APBBlue,
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@rjblaskiewicz Well, the timpani sounds pretty good. 😂

APBBlue, to random
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One more cup of tea, then groceries, ugh.

APBBlue,
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@amyfou Usually Saturdays are OK. Fridays after work are a shitshow. 😂

APBBlue,
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@amyfou I also have a good check-out lady! She was concerned I wasn't buying enough food last week. (Mr. Blue was gone, so I was buying less than normal.)

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