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APBBlue

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Just here to make silly jokes and friends. Speechwriter in D.C. #pottery #tea #chocolate #puns #49ers #cocktails #Crohns #POTS (not the ceramic kind). Terrible jokes autodelete after a week.

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patrickworld, to random
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Got a nice text from the city for my birthday 🥰

APBBlue,
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@patrickworld Happy birthday! I hope that you avoid a parking ticket!

APBBlue, to voyager
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#Voyager has been chugging along now for 47 years and yet I have to buy a new phone every four years.

APBBlue, to random
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@cliffwade Happy birthday! I hope it's a good one!

APBBlue, to random
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I was having a bad dream and woke up in a panic, which seems highly unnecessary.

bikepedantic, to random
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This quirky little building at Mass/Cedar/Cameron currently houses a law firm, but in its masonry heart yearns to provide Community Pathside retail

APBBlue,
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@bikepedantic Needs a drive-up snack window for bikes.

APBBlue, to random
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Someone at my new office was wearing JEANS today!

(I probably won't, but still ... JEANS!)

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  • APBBlue,
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    @rooster That color looks really nice on you!

    APBBlue,
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    @rooster (Actually, what color is it? It might look nice on me too.) 😂

    APBBlue, to random
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    My mom literally did not ask me about work once the entire 6+ years I worked in the U.S. Senate.

    She's asked me about work every day since I got my new job. 🙄 😡

    APBBlue,
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    She's said she can tell people what I do now -- because apparently writing speeches for a U.S. Senator is shameful when they're a Democrat.

    APBBlue,
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    (For the record, she didn't even ask me how I was on January 6, 2021.)

    APBBlue,
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    Our ACCOUNTANT reached out to make sure I was OK, for god's sake.

    APBBlue,
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    Yes, I'm bitter.

    APBBlue, to random
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    Those of you who are middle-aged women: What clothing brands do you like for relatively casual work wear? Trying to find some new options.

    APBBlue, to random
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    I hope my mom isn't dumb enough to have invested in Truth Social. She's always been very smart about money and investing.

    APBBlue,
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    Of course some formerly very smart people have been super dumb as of late.

    APBBlue,
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    She already wrote me out of her will for the most part because she doesn't want her money to go to "liberal" causes. 🙄

    APBBlue, to ai
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    Gotta clean the house today. How about work on THAT?

    cliffwade, to fediverse
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    Good morning and happy Sunday

    It's the last day of the weekend, so let's all talk about what we have on the agenda for the day today.

    I'll be mowing at least 3 out of the 4 lawns we normally mow, and very possibly all 4 of them depending on my one neighbor.

    After that, it'll just be resting and relaxing as it's also going to be about 82F here today.

    APBBlue,
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    @cliffwade Drink lots of water!

    APBBlue, to random
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    Safeway randomly had Mr. Blue's absolute favorite candy bars (Rocky Road.) He's going to be so excited -- he normally only gets them in California. I bought 12. 😄

    APBBlue, to random
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    I find it absolutely mind-boggling that I have reached out to Chico State University TWICE for information on how to set up a scholarship fund and they have yet to respond. WE ARE TRYING TO GIVE YOU MONEY.

    kevbob, to random
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    I wish I could help my child in math. It's embarrassing how little math I did in school before the district raised requirements mumbley-mumble years ago.

    APBBlue,
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    @kevbob I wouldn't be able to either.

    APBBlue, to random
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    Ooooh look: Someone wrote about : https://wapo.st/49zub85

    Binder, to random
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    An invasive barracuda

    APBBlue,
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    @Binder Or a burglar from Boston

    StillIRise1963, to random
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    The GOP is comprised of fascists, racists, criminals and dummies.

    APBBlue,
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    @StillIRise1963 There's also a lot of overlap between categories.

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