Azuth

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Azuth,

The social progressiveness and economic struggles of Weimar Germany make me very nervous about where we are now in the US. History may not always repeat itself but it does rhyme.

Azuth,

Neither does anyone really, itโ€™s a mystery physics has been trying to solve for the past 97 years.

Azuth,

Indeed, itโ€™s necessary in order to sync its Direct Intervention Combustible Kinetics via the Tactical Information Transmission System.

If you ask me, itโ€™s this combo of DICK and TITS that really makes FUTA special.

Azuth, (edited )

Love how even IRL people forget about Frank Grimes. good ol Grimey

Azuth,

Yeah, Iโ€™ve mostly heard this mentioned in reference to really obscure fetishes that youโ€™d probably never have a chance to indulge in if it werenโ€™t for the internet.

Azuth,

โ€œFuck it we ballโ€ led to some of the dumbest choices of my life and Iโ€™m lucky to not be in prison or permanently disabled. Path on the left is less glamorous but IMO leads to the far better life.

Azuth,

Not this time, not when a death is involved.

Azuth,

Damn girl you think with that prefrontal cortex?

Azuth,

What an amazing landlord, Iโ€™ll make sure to tip extra well this month.

Azuth,

Iโ€™m apparently the archeologist over here with my Model M and its buckling springs.

Azuth,

lol no itโ€™s not, could even take pics to show you

Azuth,

As someone who doesnโ€™t and has never understood foot fetishes, whatโ€™s the appeal?

Azuth,

I feel this. Iโ€™m not socially awkward, can speak in front of a crowd just fine, but my brain just canโ€™t figure out what โ€œflirtingโ€ actually is. Iโ€™m aware itโ€™s a form of conversation different from normal talking that expresses attraction, but as for how itโ€™s different, how to do it etc.

Iโ€™m in the dark and no friend of mine has been able to give a clear answer.

Azuth,

Thatโ€™s the insidious thing about conspiracy theories once they latch onto the brain. Any consequences or conflicting information just become โ€œthemโ€ trying to subdue or mislead you.

Azuth,

Electric just ainโ€™t the same. Zoomers will never know the power of hearing your CPU revving in high gear during those intense Quake matches.

Azuth,

That Democrats are sometimes ineffective at getting alot done sucks

Or you can leave it up to Republicans, who hate your guts and their end goal is likely kicking you out of the country altogether and/or back to the โ€œglory daysโ€ of 1950s

As usual, Simpsons did it first

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/349d54ce-3193-4205-a3fd-7efe129be25f.jpeg

Azuth,

Love how it made the cat italian for no reason

Azuth,

Is this person 20 years older than their pfp implies? Iโ€™m 35 and have been in group chats with friends since the mIRC days in 2003.

Azuth,

So happy I deleted my 4chan account, really helped curb my desire to kill the women I date.

Azuth,

Itโ€™s basically the same genre, but โ€œTrip Hop Beats to Relax/Study Toโ€ just doesnโ€™t have the same ring to it

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