Sui can put one hand on the top of my head and still keep out of arms reach of me. I'm just swinging misses while he laughs at me, it's very offensive.
If a fella wanted to submit something terrible to one of those art things you folks do how would a fella go about submitting that aforementioned terrible thing?
Allow me to apologize for not being "hip" on to how to do basic life skill things, and poor internet hygiene.