Just because you have a bunch of statues dedicated to people involved in the holocaust doesn’t mean you have a real Nazi problems. Russian bots need to chill. Bandera in Ukraine wasn’t pro Nazi, he was simply Anti Soviet and Anti Polish, that’s all you ahistorical hexbear twat waffles
The war in Sudan has so far been marked by a lot of incompetency and mismanagement by government forces (the SAF). After months of bitter fighting, in late 2023, the opposing Rapid Support Forces suddenly expanded their control towards the southeast of Khartoum after not a lot of resistance, most notably taking the city of Wad...
If you’re just trying to have gay sex with your bro, you could probably just do it if you are both dating women. A lot of women are into the idea of their BFs doing gay stuff
(CNN) - Joe Biden said he “shouldn’t have been so cavalier” on Thursday hours after he told a Jewish-American radio host who accosted Biden for sending lethal aid to Israel “Im the real Jew here. I support Israel and its right to self defense.”...
here’s the thing: everyone complains about late capitalism and how alienated and isolated we all are. everyone acknowledges this, and reassures each other of this, alone....
here’s the thing: everyone complains about late bloomers and how alienated and sexless we all are. everyone acknowledges this, and reassures each other of this, alone.
you need to suck yourself, get head, and remove a rib (just one), and you need to go see old friends, or former friends, or people in your social circle who are just meh, or your annoying roommates, or your co-workers, or your former co-workers, or your lame family members, or your lame and bigoted family members, or strangers at a bar, or whomever, and succ and fuck like youre in Tijuana in the end times. Sucking people is praxis, strengthening your dick with jelqing is praxis, making yourself seen and vulnerable to arrest for public nudity is praxis. please, guys, suck off.
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(MIAMI, Florida) Long time editor in chief of Fake News Times, Melina, has been found dead in their Miami condo. They were 59. The award-winning journalist, famous for breaking the Jeffery Epstein case in 2007, was discovered by CIA in the late afternoon. Their death was being treated on Saturday night as “unexplained” but...
Henry A. Kissinger, a scholar, statesman and celebrity diplomat who wielded unparalleled power over U.S. foreign policy throughout the administrations of Presidents Richard M. Nixon and Gerald Ford, and who for decades afterward, as a consultant and writer, proffered opinions that shaped global politics and business, died Nov....
Critical support for the Lemmy world peeps in their fight against pro-intellectual property nerds (hexbear.net)
Decrying Nazism – even when it's not there – has been Russia's 'Invade country for free' card (theconversation.com)
Decrying Nazism – even when it’s not there – has been Russia’s ‘Invade country for free’ card Published: July 14, 2022 2.32pm CEST...
Bulletins and News Discussion from February 5th to February 11th, 2024 - Then As Farce - COTW: Germany (hexbear.net)
Image is of German farmers blocking the road near the Brandenburg Gate in early January 2024....
Bulletins and News Discussion from February 26th to March 3rd, 2024 - Breaking The Siege Of Omdurman - COTW: Sudan (hexbear.net)
The war in Sudan has so far been marked by a lot of incompetency and mismanagement by government forces (the SAF). After months of bitter fighting, in late 2023, the opposing Rapid Support Forces suddenly expanded their control towards the southeast of Khartoum after not a lot of resistance, most notably taking the city of Wad...
"I'm the real Jew here" major Biden gaffe while responding to Jewish-American criticism of Israel (hexbear.net)
(CNN) - Joe Biden said he “shouldn’t have been so cavalier” on Thursday hours after he told a Jewish-American radio host who accosted Biden for sending lethal aid to Israel “Im the real Jew here. I support Israel and its right to self defense.”...
What does it mean to love someone?
How can you tell romantic and platonic love apart? What does it mean to fall in love with someone?
you need to go out
here’s the thing: everyone complains about late capitalism and how alienated and isolated we all are. everyone acknowledges this, and reassures each other of this, alone....
18+ I just gooned with Vladimir Putin. ama (hexbear.net)
Back to back mutual masturbation
Where are you, my NoFap warriors? (hexbear.net)
Physically I am a primordial, but I spiritually jerk off everyday
South Korean farmers scuffle with police at protest over dog meat ban (cw animal abuse cruelty) (tuoitrenews.vn)
Not the Onion
Melina, editor in chief of Fake News Times, dead of suspected crack overdose at age 59 (hexbear.net)
(MIAMI, Florida) Long time editor in chief of Fake News Times, Melina, has been found dead in their Miami condo. They were 59. The award-winning journalist, famous for breaking the Jeffery Epstein case in 2007, was discovered by CIA in the late afternoon. Their death was being treated on Saturday night as “unexplained” but...
Sad trombone (hexbear.net)
live-tucker-reaction
Rest in Peace/Piss Melina Memorial Service/Dance Party (hexbear.net)
A note from the Fake News Time writing staff:...
Reform and Opening Up (改革开放) FakeNews is now Unlocked and open to the People (hexbear.net)
hexbear.net/c/fakenews...
Former US Ambassador Henry Kissenger Dead At 100 (hexbear.net)
Henry A. Kissinger, a scholar, statesman and celebrity diplomat who wielded unparalleled power over U.S. foreign policy throughout the administrations of Presidents Richard M. Nixon and Gerald Ford, and who for decades afterward, as a consultant and writer, proffered opinions that shaped global politics and business, died Nov....