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20 Dead After President Joel Biden Rips "Massive Fart" (hexbear.net)

Experts believe there may have been “a little bit of poop involved”.

‘The Sopranos’ Actor James Gandolfini Found “Alive And Well” In Wakanda (hexbear.net)

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New York Times Will Cease Publishing and Lay Off ‘Several Hundred’ Staffers, CEO Says (hexbear.net)

Henry Kissinger found alive after life-saving surgery in Cuba. The centenarian credits "the best damn doctors in the world" (hexbear.net)

HAVANA (AP) — After being declared medically deceased for 4 months, former US Secretary of State Henry Kissinger has made a miraculous reappearance. The statesman was secretly flown to Cuba via private plane while on life support in late November to undergo an innovative heart-repairing surgical procedure....

Utah Legislature passes bill to ban therapy (hexbear.net)

The Utah Legislature Friday joined the growing list of lawmakers across the nation acting to ban Therapy and mental health programs....

Ireland To Ban Fishing By 2025 (hexbear.net)

BBC NEWS: King Charles passes away at age 75 (hexbear.net)

Sadness has once again swept the nation as Buckingham Palace confirmed that the King has indeed passed away peacefully in his sleep at 04:00 this morning. Reports say King Charles III took a recent turn for the worst when a previously undiagnosed cancerous tumor experienced sudden accelerated growth....

China To Join US Lead “Operation Prosperity Guardian” In The Red Sea. Wang Yi: “We Hope Our Military Compliance Will Ease Tensions With the US… We Only Wish For Cooperation” (hexbear.net)

Source: www.scmp.com/?linker=1…

North Korea teens get 12 years' hard labour for watching K-pop (www.ctvnews.ca)

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🚨BREAKING🚨 US Warship Strikes Chinese Vessel In The Red Sea. Whitehouse Claims It Was “Accidental”, Chinese Ships Begin To Reposition Themselves. Mercouris: “WW3 Could Be Imminent” (hexbear.net)

Clifford the Big Red Dog dies after eating giant novelty chocolate statue of Joe Biden (hexbear.net)

Beloved Icon Clifford the Big Red Dog succumbed to theobromine poisoning as a result of eating a giant novelty chocolate statue....

Former FakeNews head Melina found dead after federal agents raid Miami apartment (static01.nyt.com)

An Apple Watch Owned By A MOSAD Agent Captured In Iran Reveals Shocking Truth Behind Terrorist Attack Near Solemani’s Burial Site. Audio And Location Confirm Israel Behind Attack (hexbear.net)

Korean Pop Sensation PSY Granted “Special Permission” To Film Music Video At Tiananmen Square (hexbear.net)

New Leak Reveals Activision SLASHED Funding For Sekiro DLC After The Game Demanded More Development Time. Activision Was Instead Pursuing A Sequel To Which FROMSOFT Declined (hexbear.net)

Bush’s Beans CEO Al Williams Murders And Minces Factory Worker And “Disposes” Body Placing It In A Vat With Beans. Entire Bush’s Inventory Recalled From Store Shelves As Advised By The FDA (hexbear.net)

Teamsters Union President Jimmy Hoffa Shot To Death By Fellow Teamsters Local 326 President Frankie “The Irishman” Sheeran (hexbear.net)

Wetherspoons On Wings? Ryanair and Wetherspoons Introduce New Joint Business Venture As The Two Companies Reveal First “Flying Pub” (hexbear.net)

THE two CEO’s Tim Martin of J.D Wetherspoons and his partner Michael O’Leary of Ryanair make history today as they unveil the first “flying pub.” The once recalled 737 Max is decked out in the familiar Wetherspoons decor including a fully functioning bar, a single pool table, dart board, and a small kitchen. After...

Legendary ‘The Simpsons’ Voice Actor Dan Castellaneta Passes Away Suddenly At 65, The Cause of Death Was a Brain Aneurysm Following A “Weeks Long” COVID-19 Diagnosis (hexbear.net)

:worst-person-on-the-website: or :my-arch-enemy: (hexbear.net)

Everyday I wake up and think about the time Melina told me that Danny Devito had cancer and I started crying thinking my hero was dying, and then I found out that that bitch had lied to me, and that’s why I’m requesting the addition of the :worst-person-on-the-website: emoji...

Children’s Show “Cocomelon” Producer Ian Youngfree Was A Former Employee For The CIA Who’s Father, Malcolm Youngfree, Was Chief Director of COINTELPRO (hexbear.net)

Melina, editor in chief of Fake News Times, dead of suspected crack overdose at age 59 (hexbear.net)

(MIAMI, Florida) Long time editor in chief of Fake News Times, Melina, has been found dead in their Miami condo. They were 59. The award-winning journalist, famous for breaking the Jeffery Epstein case in 2007, was discovered by CIA in the late afternoon. Their death was being treated on Saturday night as “unexplained” but...