10/10 take. “The energy beams fired by our enemies’ weapons turn large portions of most people hit to a gas/liquid mist basically instantly. The remainder will be retrieved.”
Edit: although now that I’ve looked it up (I don’t think I’ve played a druid) you take on the physical attributes of the animal, so I guess you could get away with a Con dump so long as you’re able to morph into something tanky when it’s important.
It’s a recent-ish question about whether someone should fear running into a man or a bear more in the woods. I prefer to leave the discussions alone as they can degenerate quickly, but I like some of the memes so I made a TTRPG version.
Fans of shows like Jersey Shore/Real Housewives hitting middle age: (lemmy.world)
The Rogue Trader TTRPG had hardcore Perils of the Warp. (Link in Description) (lemmy.world)
Full list here....
A typical tour of duty as a Red Shirt is intense, but brief. (lemmy.world)
A century or two into a long-term relationship with a Navigator: (lemmy.world)
“You’re as beautiful as the day I met you!”...
Look, I know it's statistically unlikely you're going to kill me. I also miss having eyebrows. (lemmy.world)
What happened with the sphinx though? (aussie.zone)
Transcription:...
Seeing these memes lately. Anyways, -most- druids are like: (lemmy.world)
Now don’t leave me hanging, and let’s get to the next adventure!
It's a story as old as the Imperium. (lemmy.world)
What's that my martial friend? Through the door you say, which you'll then block? You know just what to tell me. (lemmy.world)
Bonus points for having an athletic friend hold the door closed afterwards until the screaming stops.
As a young fan, the space battles were the best part. You might say I was crazy about them. (lemmy.world)
It's the little joys in life that get you through a tough week. (lemmy.world)
He's just... unbearable (i.imgur.com)
When it doesn't take much convincing to get a mortal to sign a soul pact. (lemmy.world)
Original quote is from Dee Dee Warwick, whose last name was kind of perfect and inspired the meme.
40k Yo Mama (lemmy.world)
"We have notified the contact in your preferences. When they confirm your identity we will return motor control." (lemmy.world)
But it worked out in the end and that counts for something, right? (lemmy.world)
TWO Bolters!
When you roll a Nat 1 on your Survival check. (lemmy.world)