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HonourableHusband

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Marty is a talkative Australian/American marketing guy who lives in Munich on the fashionable right bank of the Isar. He and his Japanese husband regularly find new reasons to think the other odd. More than a passing interest in #neurodiversity.

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HonourableHusband, to random
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The seller calls it an “antique wooden bench” but they clearly don’t have a clue what it really is, so listen up. This piece of furniture is a “telephone seat”, harking back to the days when a phone apparatus plugged into a wall, and you actually had to sit next to it to talk. You can see the spot under the drawer for a telephone directory, sometimes known as a phone book. For those of you who don’t know, a “phone book” is….ah, never mind.

HonourableHusband, to random
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Have just worked out that one lap of Shakespearelatz, one of our local parks, is precisely 500 steps. 20 laps at 3 mins each sounds like a good hour of cardio, no?

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@sister_ratched @timrichards it is, indeed, a statue of Juliet. A gift from Munich’s sister city of Verona. Verona is the closest Italian city to Munich. Many Müncheners take weekend breaks to the Lago di Garda near Verona, which is a mere 3-4 hour drive away; it’s Munich’s Catskills. There is another statue of Juliet near the Altes Rathaus off the Marienplatz, but this one in Shakespeareplatz is displayed with much more grace and thought.

HonourableHusband, to random
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Whamageddon starts today. This year, I pray for a swift and painless demise at the hands of the PennyMarkt in-house radio channel. Last year, British Airways got me. The blow was long, slow, and excruciating.

HonourableHusband, to random
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Today, I learned that the German word for hovercraft is Luftkissenfahrzeug, or Air Pillow Vehicle. My day is complete.

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@ratkins Überfüllt mit Aale, Meeresschnecken, Kraken, Stachelrochen, Tintenfische und Meerjungfrauen. (The last literally means “ocean virgin”, which is kinda sorta what mermaid means in English, too.)

HonourableHusband, to Munich
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Foreigners in Germany often comment on the local habit of wearing socks with sandals. Today’s visit to the local cafe suggests that female Germans are leading the way in radical socklessness. The scooter-riding chap even sports socks with Crocs.

Gent wearing mismatched Crocs with ankle socks, standing next to a rented scooter.

HonourableHusband, to internet
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Well, I’ll be gosh darned! I don’t know what the algorithm was thinking, but it has me pegged as a likely buyer of cock rings. Maybe they were being ageist. Or peeking at my Instagram feed.

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