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InevitableSwing, to news in All is not well in Ancapistan (Argentina). The police force of the Misiones province has joined the ongoing teacher’s strike against Milei’s austerity measures. Federal forces called in to keep order
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I can imagine Milei calling Biden up and him saying how proud Argentina would be to support Israel. Argentina is ready, willing, and able to do something bold. Send troops - erm - observers into Gaza - maybe? All Argentina asks in return is a little help in protecting its democracy. And don’t we know how fragile democracies can be?

InevitableSwing, to the_dunk_tank in Hasbara bot StopAntisemitism posts rape and kidnaping of Ireland's FM daughter. Has to clarify it's "just for illustrative purposes" after.
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I think they really didn’t want to delete the post and to save face they did their version of a walkback. It doesn’t have to make sense to us or the public in general. The walkback only has to make sense to them.

InevitableSwing, to askchapo in When is this gonna happen to this website
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die-motherfucker

We love our jokes even if they seemingly seem tasteless. We sincerely hoped Mr. Kissinger lived to be 200. 𝚍𝚒𝚎-𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛 was all in fun.

InevitableSwing, to politics in How Biden is winning over corporate America behind closed doors
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promoting [policy] … blaming [thing]

You are literally the president. You can just simply do something about it instead of yapping.

Promoting, blaming, and then yapping-yapping-yapping is how things get done in Washington, jack. When I was a boy in Scranton, PA I told my sister Shamus that— Wait a minute. I had a Sister Shamus? Maybe I mean Sister Shamus. A nun." He makes a Sign of the Cross. "Maybe that’s right. Wait a minute. Sister Shamus? That can’t be right. I think… Where was I? I think… Do I have a sister?.. As I was saying before I was interrupted - we all know Trump would deport Mexican-Americans to Mexico so it’s a good thing - a real good thing - I’m president…

InevitableSwing, to memes in That's what I love...
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It’s only real in my head.

InevitableSwing, to chapotraphouse in BREAKING: A preliminary map has leaked of the authorized protest zone for the Chicago DNC 2024 - Our Future Is Created Here.
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enter city from the water!

“YOU ARE ENTERING A PROTECTED AREA. REPEAT. YOU ARE ENTERING A PROTECTED AREA. CHANGE COURSE OR YOU WILL BE FIRED UPON.” It must be even more threatening in the original Hebrew.

InevitableSwing, to news in How Bird Flu Caught the Dairy Industry Off Guard
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The article is super-friendly to business interests. The final paragraph is supposed to be hopeful but it gave me a knot in my stomach. Politicians on every level from Biden, federal, state, and local will do what they always do - mix politics into science. And when you mix the two - you get 100% politics.

Despite the stumbles early in the response, Poulsen says, there’s still time to put an end to the dairy outbreak before it becomes a bigger issue for the industry as a whole or for the general population. “We have the best veterinarians and public health scientists in the world,” he says. “We can do it. We just need the funding and the political will.”

InevitableSwing, to chapotraphouse in They've got to be fucking kidding.
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InevitableSwing, to chapotraphouse in His Big Wet Brainpan
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Somebody should ask Trump what IVF stands for.

“IVF is the thing where the man can’t do the thing and the woman can’t do the thing without the man so then a scientist - very, very smart - makes the thing happen. So - baby. In a test tube maybe. But baby.”

InevitableSwing, to the_dunk_tank in Aktually you not wanting to murder all the brown people makes you the bad guy.
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Jewish Onion headline: “Israelis are sad and defiant over Gaza genocide. Just kidding. They’re kvetching about their favorite topic. Themselves.”

InevitableSwing, to the_dunk_tank in The average public policy professor
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Where are the students going to get the literal multi-10s-of-billions of dollars to acquire an activist-size stake?

Bake sale?

InevitableSwing, to news in Hacker group Anonymous allegedly hacked the LAPD website earlier today and took it offline. The site has remained offline for the past 3 hours
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I wish this resulted in at least a few de facto cops getting fired or demoted. But instead of that the LAPD might ask for some insane amount like $50m to “harden computer systems against cybercriminals and cyber-attacks” and then get the money and give it to the firm of somebody’s brother-in-law.

InevitableSwing, to chapotraphouse in NPR has some galaxy brain shit on divestment from Israel. Spoiler: Divestment is counterproductive and— Oh, I won't ruin it. It gets even better.
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The punchline is still is making me laugh even though it’s been 30+ minutes since I posted.

Who would buy the shares? Maybe the Saudi government or maybe the Russian government or maybe the Koch Brothers. Should we feel better about that?

I can’t believe that’s a real thing somebody said on NPR. I can’t stomach listening to NPR but maybe I need to start hate-reading transcripts.

InevitableSwing, to chapotraphouse in I'm gonna avoid this Star Wars spinoff. It seems like a pile of hot dog vomit.
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“Carrie wherever you are - this is for you… This is our most desperate hour. Help us, Netanya-hu Kenobi. You’re our only hope.

InevitableSwing, to chapotraphouse in Liberals are dumb as fuck
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What amuses me the most is that libs would get mad if they saw this thread.

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Y’all don’t understand how things work. Don’t be naïve. Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good. Etc etc fucking etc

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