InevitableSwing

InevitableSwing, 4 days ago

Somebody should ask Trump what IVF stands for.

“IVF is the thing where the man can’t do the thing and the woman can’t do the thing without the man so then a scientist - very, very smart - makes the thing happen. So - baby. In a test tube maybe. But baby.”

InevitableSwing, 5 days ago

Jewish Onion headline: “Israelis are sad and defiant over Gaza genocide. Just kidding. They’re kvetching about their favorite topic. Themselves.”

InevitableSwing, 6 days ago

Where are the students going to get the literal multi-10s-of-billions of dollars to acquire an activist-size stake?

Bake sale?

InevitableSwing, 7 days ago

The punchline is still is making me laugh even though it’s been 30+ minutes since I posted.

Who would buy the shares? Maybe the Saudi government or maybe the Russian government or maybe the Koch Brothers. Should we feel better about that?

I can’t believe that’s a real thing somebody said on NPR. I can’t stomach listening to NPR but maybe I need to start hate-reading transcripts.

InevitableSwing, 7 days ago

I wish this resulted in at least a few de facto cops getting fired or demoted. But instead of that the LAPD might ask for some insane amount like $50m to “harden computer systems against cybercriminals and cyber-attacks” and then get the money and give it to the firm of somebody’s brother-in-law.