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Mewtwo, 6 months ago to memes in The panzer has spoken

I’m sorry but you have the big dumb

Mewtwo, 7 months ago to funny in Some barista's got jokes

For the children, that means your mother is a whore that fucks everyone and your father is a drunk.

Mewtwo, 7 months ago to news in Being a vegetarian may be partly in your genes

Bivorious

Mewtwo, 7 months ago to asklemmy in Those of you who share a name with a celebrity, how do you deal with it?

Oh shit, it’s dead mau five!

Mewtwo, 7 months ago to 196 in dentist rule

I make my own iced coffee so I can chug it quickly.

Mewtwo, 7 months ago to casualconversation in Parents of Casual Conversation, what is your last funny story with your kids?

The first social contract is made.

Mewtwo, 7 months ago to asklemmy in What do you want to see more of on Lemmy?

Mfer you think we understood “all ur base are belong to us” and “o rly owl?” no but we embraced it

Mewtwo, 7 months ago to comicstrips in Banana (color) – The Other End Comics

Banussy

Mewtwo, 7 months ago (edited 7 months ago) to funny in I'm moving

This would be way more hilarious and trans positive if they used 🏳️‍⚧️

Mewtwo, 7 months ago to memes in Astonishing

You sound like you’re at the top of the bell curve

Mewtwo, 7 months ago to news in 2 Gay Dads Helped Uncover $767,000 Embezzlement Scheme in Texas Town Where 'Officials Called Them Homophobic Slurs'

I love happy endings.

Mewtwo, 8 months ago to bikinibottomtwitter in me time after work doesn't include sleeping

How many hours do you need to lay in bed and browse memes?

Mewtwo, 8 months ago to asklemmy in What's something that's not common knowledge but you think everyone should know?

Do not listen to Optimus, he is lying. The ducks are free.

Mewtwo, 8 months ago to comicstrips in "Doctor Death" by War and Peas

Relatable

Mewtwo, 8 months ago to blahaj in Be Yourself!

But what if I live in the gayborhood where everyone is like me 🤔