OhHeyItsAlexis

@OhHeyItsAlexis@queer.town

Engineer, atheist, boardgamer, cook, militant liberal and nuclear-powered, Hispanic robo-queer. I just like spreading positivity whenever I can. Big Mormon housewife energy.

18+ only, please. I do sometimes post lewds, but mostly I do a whole lot inappropriate chattering and talk a whole lot about kink.

I'm the mayor of queer.town.

:bisexual_flag: :pansexual_flag: :transgender_flag:

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OhHeyItsAlexis, to random

Woah, Control is really reminding me a lot of Antichamber.

And I fucking HATED Antichamber.

OhHeyItsAlexis, to random

“Alexis can I speak to you for a minute.”
“You got it, baby.”
“Ugh… We’ve had some complaints about your new alias.”
“Oh?”
“Well you requested your corporate account username be changed BigTittyCodeMommy.”
finger guns
“Please pack up your desk.”

OhHeyItsAlexis, to random

Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god I just played Greensleeves perfectly on my very first practice today with no warmup.

OhHeyItsAlexis,

For anyone that wants to enjoy my truly pro-level playing, here you are! It only took 20 tries that day.

Also of my gosh the right hand jump from A3-C4-E4 to C5 on the pinky and then C5 on the middle finger... When I pull that off I feel like I just leapt 10 feet into the air and slam-dunked a basketball over Shaquille O'Neal's head.

Alexis, a rainbow-haired trans woman in a pink "Keep Austin Queer" shirt, playing a beginner's arrangement of Greensleeves on the piano. When she finishes she looks at the camera and sighs in relief.

OhHeyItsAlexis, to random

I don't think I've had a good night's sleep since... probably back when the universe was a singularity?

OhHeyItsAlexis, to random

Alright tech nerds, I need your help, because I've been yelling and sending emails for months and just my voice isn't loud enough. I'm trying to get a transphobic hate group, Women's Liberation Front, deplatformed from Benevity, an app that a lot of large corporations use to manage donations from employees.

Do you work at a company that uses them? This includes but isn't limited to Microsoft, Starbucks, Google, GE, Visa, UPS and Merck.

Well read this thread and help make make some noise.

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