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I like cake. I'm an East (San Francisco) Bay, California, USA human. Married, cis, old, white.
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A person can reveal a lot about themselves if they articulate where in the body thereof a platonic Troll they imagine possesses hair.

Mine is the rubbery hairless troll of AD&D 1st Ed. So just a thatch of tangled hair on the head

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I’m so far from the forest that my favorite kind of tree is ‘-a’

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A Man for all Siestas.

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JAWS stands for Just Add Water Soups, a rehydrated class of readymade meal, often containing protein & noodles.

So one can see why some people would be afraid to go into the water after learning about Jaws. Or hear about it, perhaps.

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A scope creep is a person who shifts a schedule to cut testing phases while adding features to the product.

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I don’t have a markov alt because these Are the ebook toots

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AWS offers Classic Lewd Balancers, Network Lewd Balancers & Application Lewd Balancers.

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That special day that a La-Z-Boy truly becomes a La-Z-Man.

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Zoom TwerkPlace

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Yes, Thank You!

I feel so vindicated.

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I can discern when a CEO is self-aware because they’ll name themselves the head of the co’s AI effort to avoid being replaced by ChatGPT.

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“I’m something of a Woman Scientist, myself, Peter.”

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I’m so old, I remember when NFTs were pastebin links.

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Speed shitting in the tight windows between a sustained six hour block of meetings.

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Posting my GitTube repos to the YouHub. <— this is what you sound like, NERDS

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Yanking my child away from the Free Politicians box in the grocery parking lot because we can’t afford to feed their insatiable appetites for cash.

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I’m starting to think that Sales loves acronyms not to tighten up their communications but to obfuscate their ignorance of what they’re talking about.

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Imagine listening to your employer’s earnings call overnight instead of doing, like, Anything Else.

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Counterpoint: If they DIDN’T want me to immediately leave again, Zoom wouldn’t make the hangup button so conspicuous

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I’m just like Liam Neeson!

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A person who is reticent & defensive can be said to be ClamBoyant

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It is WedNumenera, my dudes.

Tonight's #Numenera session included a Nano, unlike last week’s. It helped! The party has now successfully learned approximately everything they will about the Haunted Stair location in the Glimmering Valley.

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Nothing especially spoiler laden in tonight’s session. They did dungeon crawl delve slash field research until they understood the mechanisms involved sufficiently to activate & deactivate.

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I managed to pay for two GM Intrusions but got a multiple of that, gratis, from their savagely bad dice luck.

Xp got spent on rerolls & it did help.

I graciously demurred two opportunities for a TPK because I like when players enjoy a playtime & return. If these were their third or more Numenera PC? Gloves off. But these are their first or second.

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When people talk about the “Dark Web,” they mean Discord.

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