_patmurray

_patmurray, 3 months ago to random

why do men feel the need to take a call while at a urinal?

_patmurray, 5 months ago to random

🕊️

_patmurray, 8 months ago to random

Turn right on red “after stopping” is one of the single worst parts about the US road system

_patmurray, 1 month ago to random

If you're building a web checkout form, for the love of god stop building custom ui components that can bug out at all, im not giving your company money if I cannot just type in the card expiry into a standard web select dropdown

_patmurray, 1 year ago to random

i folded my laundry

_patmurray, 1 year ago to random

I opened my windows at 8am and now, 11 hours later, they’re still open and this is perfect Bay Area weather

_patmurray, 3 months ago to random

We’re delayed by 1:30 because the winds are so good we’d arrive too early for our landing slot

_patmurray, 11 months ago to random

writing regular expressions in bash scripts as a reward for surviving wwdc

_patmurray, 3 months ago to random

This storm is doing actual material damage to my house, neat

_patmurray, 3 months ago to random

_patmurray, 3 months ago to random

once again reminding you that airports with outdoor areas absolutely rock

_patmurray, 10 months ago to random

thinkin bout mangoes

_patmurray, 1 year ago to random

I kinda miss the facebook right now. need a way to say “hey I’m going to this concert, anyone wanna tag along” that isn’t either a public post on a platform like this, or imessaging each person individually

_patmurray, 8 months ago to random

imagine having a blog where you just keep posting extremely bad takes, and the next day defending them

_patmurray, 7 months ago to random

Happy Cities Skylines 2 Day, will it be a Sim City 4 or will it be a Sim City 2000? Let’s find out

_patmurray, 3 months ago to random

You: “it’s so weird Apple calls products just ‘iPhone’ without the grammatical article ‘the’.”

Me, cultured: “it’s ‘280’ and ‘101’, not ‘the 405’, were not from Los Angeles 🤮”

_patmurray, 21 days ago to random

do you use a weather app consistently or do you just vibe and then get annoyed when you chose clothes wrong?

_patmurray, 3 months ago to random

My first time in premium economy (UAL calls it “Premium Plus” because they want to remind you of all the overpriced subscription services you have too), curious to see how this is

_patmurray, 3 months ago to random

if you're curious, the aluminum case of AirPods Max really fucking hurts when it hits you in the nose

_patmurray, 1 month ago to random

unhinged idea; has anyone every tried making a QR code font?

_patmurray, 2 months ago to random

oh, i’ve been awake twenty-one hours

_patmurray, 2 months ago to random

Devastating loss of Spreadsheet Burger in Cupertino

https://www.mv-voice.com/food/2024/03/25/the-counter-cupertino-to-permanently-close-two-other-locations-transfer-ownership/

_patmurray, 1 month ago to random

Not a drill, it’s duckling season at work! 🦆🦆🦆

_patmurray, 1 month ago to random

This was going to be a toot but was too long, so here’s a quick weblog post of some sites that may help you see the sun be occluded by the moon and not the clouds

https://patmurray.co/words/eclipse-planning-2024/

_patmurray, 1 month ago to random

the clouds fucked off at the right moment but not a moment too soon, those suspenseful bastards