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catshark

@catshark@alico.nexus

it/she/they
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Just a silly little ​:transgender_flag:​ ​:ms_bisexual_flag:​​:flag_lesbian:​ with ADHD and autism (yes, like everyone else on here)
Poly I guess
Not very smart (and loves for people to tell it that)
Handle is just name of adorable family of fish, am neither a cat nor a shark. Am clearly a puppy girl!
Also ​:asexual_flag:​ which won't stop me from being a kinky bitch tho (Also 18+, duh)
Occasionally massive brat, whatcha gonna do about it~

Flirting/advances loved
Minors DNI

Avatar: A cute puppygirl

"Best puppy! 10/10, very good girl" - @faerie_hornyposting

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

catty, to random

i should learn how to actually build html from scratch and not just edit existing stuff / copy paste everything

catshark,
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@catty you don't know how to write html? ​:neofox_googly_shocked:​

ChloeCat, to random

If I had a nickel for every time someone in my clarinet studio came out as a trans woman I'd have three nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's strange that it happened thrice.

  • posted by Chloe
catshark,
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@ChloeCat maybe playing clarinet turns you trans? ​:vlpn_think_squint:​

njion, to random
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steals your gender identity to sell it on the black market

catshark,
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@njion jokes on you, no one would pay for that mess! You'd have to pay someone to take it!

catty, to random

"the w in awawa stands for meow"
i may have the stupid :3

catshark,
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@catty what? meow doesn't even start with a "w", clearly it stands for "woof" and the "a" stands for "arf"!

catty, to random

now...
do i wanna be boring and just use the python markovify lib, or do i wanna diy it

catshark,
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@catty oh no qwq don't we have enough markov on here already? ​:vlpn_snug_sob:​

catshark,
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@catty I mean tbf home only doesn't matter to me since am on a different instance and I don't use federated tl because that one is a mess (and way too french). was just concerned about boosts of that

catshark,
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@catty oh not saying french on tf.s, but my small instance has a bunch of french nerds so therefor federated timeline will have a bunch of french people too haha

catshark,
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@catty icic ​:vlpn_nuzzle:​

catshark, to random
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So fedi, everyone approving of my server OS choice? ​:vlpn_happy_blep:​

catshark, to random
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Now both @ChloeCat and @ielenia follow me, is there some sort of collector bonus for getting both twins? ​:floofLol:​

catshark,
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@ielenia fiiiine, there you go

catshark,
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@ielenia shush it and just accept it ​:neofox_pout:​

catshark,
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@witix @ChloeCat @ielenia b-but I don't wanna be sibling,,, can I be family pet instead? ​:floofPlead:​

catshark,
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@ChloeCat @witix @ielenia thaaaaaanks, miss!

catshark,
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@witix @ChloeCat @ielenia kljhkjhlkjhlkj ​:floofPlead:​

ChloeCat, to random

hmmmm

i think this may have awakened something in me

not sure what tho

  • posted by Chloe

RE: https://alico.nexus/notes/9scthqklo45e00ha

catshark,
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@ChloeCat confused puppy noises

What did puppy awake? Does chloe now wanna have a adorable little pet?

catshark,
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@ChloeCat Awww, can't blame you! Puppy girls are the cutest, so it's only natural for one to wanna have us around! You can give us belly rubs and treats and maybe even play fetch with us and we lick your face and repeatedly paw you to give us attention and sleep on your floor! Win, win!

ChloeCat, to random

New favourite hobby:
calling @LianSirenia cute

  • posted by Chloe
catshark,
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@ChloeCat @sera @LianSirenia @GlassVase yes, includinf you, chloe!

ChloeCat, to random

so i was scrolling back through my dms with someone...

i think she always had a crush on me!?!?
how did i not know??? ​:neocat_googly_shocked:​

  • posted by Chloe
catshark,
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@ChloeCat this is fedi, of course everyone has a crush on everyone!

ChloeCat, to random

Update:
I did not regret that post

  • posted by Chloe

RE: https://transfem.social/notes/9s0eyhthx1aa038x

catshark,
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@ChloeCat YAAAAY! Great job! ​:vlpn_nom_flower:​

ChloeCat, to random

Will I regret that post?
Maybe.

Was it worth it?
I guess we'll find out....

  • posted by Chloe
catshark,
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@ChloeCat why would you regret it? Can't be worse then a "no" and at least you now have certainty ^^

ChloeCat, to random

am nyot cute tho

  • posted by Sophie

RE: https://alico.nexus/notes/9rpy00of6sod00ui

catshark,
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@ChloeCat that's exactly what a cute person would say ​:vlpn_think_squint:​

ChloeCat, to random

Why does the foster cat want to take a shower with me

  • posted by Sophie
catshark,
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@ChloeCat Can't blame it. Who wouldn't wanna take a shower with a cute girl ​:vlpn_happy_blep:​

ChloeCat, to random

hmmm... all the unhinged people are offline right now...

it's quiet...
too quiet....

  • posted by Chloe
catshark,
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@ChloeCat here is someone who is unhinged and not offline ​:vlpn_knife:​

ChloeCat, to random

new person: interacts with me 3 times since just joining 5 hours ago
C'mon, just follow me already! /lh

catshark,
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@ChloeCat maybe kissing them helps ​:vlpn_flower:​ If they're fem kissing probably always helps ​:vlpn_happy_blep:​

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