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cjk

@cjk@chaos.social

Software developer, programmer, Linux user, hobby gardener, dog owner, runner, hiker

#elixir #erlang #rust

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cjk, to random German
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Wie geil ist denn bitte Reis mit Ingwer?! 😍

n3utrino, to random

Today is

I remember reading the first few pages of the Hitchhikers Guide, always grinning about the absurd situations unfolding in the book.

Don't panic.

cjk,
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@n3utrino I liked it so much that I included the advice in our help modal 🙂

cjk,
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@n3utrino 😁 sadly (nearly) nobody understands it.

eazy, to random German
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Habe heute früh meine 25 Jahre alten Fahrradhandschuhe gefunden, die ich sicher seit drei Jahren suche :)

Möglicherweise finde ich morgen meine Unschuld.

cjk,
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@eazy sorry, that ship has sailed

Julia_Schmeer, to random German

Die zwei letzten Tage vor den Ferien sind wir also hier zu dritt Zuhause. K1 kam gestern völlig K.O. nach Hause und hatte dann Abends/Nachts Fieber. K2 ist fit. Ich bin... zumindest nicht krank.
Daumen sind gedrückt, dass der Plan, beide Kinder Zuhause zu behalten, damit wir die zwei Ferienwochen dann gesund sind und nutzen können, aufgeht.

cjk,
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@Julia_Schmeer toi, toi, toi! 🤞

cjk, to random German
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Management is really not my cup of tea.

I am responsible for the IT infrastructure in the company, and I manage a team of 4 (plus me), developers and administrators. I spend a significant amount of time managing and organizing.

This always feels as if I don't get anything done.

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@eazy Which mistake? Management? Or feeling that way?

Both is not easy. I am the only one able to fill that role, we would’ve to hire a new person. I don't want that, either: a foreign person responsible for the things I set up and built? Meh…

Feeling this way? Well, it's a feeling. I know that it is bullshit and management is work, too. But feelings are not logical.

cjk,
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@eazy yeah, I know. But as I said, feelings aren’t logical. 🫣

cjk,
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@janl noooooo! 😭

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@eazy hehe, sounds like a cop out 😜

cjk,
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@chbeer 💯

jeena, to random
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I just got reported for: "Recommendations of pseudo science / diet on serious health matters" my guess is because of https://toot.jeena.net/@jeena/110414859934996528

The reporter from pipou.academy reported me because they say Keto is pseudoscience and I recommended it for a serious health issue.

The thing is that the part about Keto where Science is sound is the part about control of seizures in epilepsy patients, exactly what OP has problems with.

See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketogenic_diet and its references as a entry point.

cjk,
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@jeena it is not pseudo science, but „sound“ isn't it either.

The evidence is pretty strong for children, yet the evidence is not so strong for adults. „Further research needed.“

rankeandfriends, to random

the d in nicholas d wolfsoon stands for his dick

cjk,
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@rankeandfriends Trigun! ❤️

cjk, to random German
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Ich kann die Editor Wars in meinem Kopf mit mir selber spielen.

cjk,
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srsly. Heute den halben Tag Vim benutzt. Gerade gehts mir enorm auf den Sack und ich wechsele zu Emacs. $ding funktioniert nicht wie erwartet und ich denk mir „fuck that shit, VS Code ist so übel auch nicht!“ Stolpere dann über die schlechten Navigationsmöglichkeiten (wer kommt ohne leap.nvim / avy aus? Ohne next / previous paragraph? Etc) und bin wieder bei vim. Rinse and repeat…

Manchmal muss ich über mich selber lachen.

cjk,
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@oliver mach es nicht schlimmer als es schon ist! 🫣️

cjk,
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@oliver ✌️ welcome to my life 🤣

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This is one of the dumbest threads I've ever seen on Github and I've seen some whoppers over the years. https://github.com/official-stockfish/Stockfish/pull/4558

cjk,
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@bigzaphod wow. That‘s really dumb.

jeena, to random
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Ok, it's officially time to block mastodon.social

If you're on mastodon.social I'd encourage you to move to another server which doesn't host so many spammers.

cjk,
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@jeena to be honest, I think centralization will just increase with the latest changes to the mobile app (it now suggests mastodon.social as the default)

cjk,
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@jeena ha, lazy is the right term, yes.

cjk, to random German
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Hm. Es gab doch so ein Meme-Bildchen, links ein Bewerber, der „I want this job“ in eine AI schmeisst, dann wieder eine AI, und ganz Rechts der Empfänger, der wieder „I want this job“ empfängt. Hat das jemand? Ich kann es nicht mehr finden

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