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codl

@codl@chitter.xyz

train gay

📍 #quimper, france

needs a job in python

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codl, to random French
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jsp vous mais moi si je vois que qqun a 6-8 mugs qui viennent tous de la même collection j'ai pas confiance. C'est pas normal

codl,
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dans une maison normale tous les mugs sont dépareillés

codl, to random
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bird bus bird bus

codl, to random
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when im president of earth i will make it illegal to take wide angle close up pictures of animal snouts. we've seen every funny animal big nose picture that can exist. we dont need more

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  • codl,
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    @PhieLaidMignon facile au pistolet à colle

    codl, to random French
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    un traiteur c'est un magasin ou tu peux aller pour te faire trahir

    codl, to random
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    comrade if your cat

    • refuses to do anything you ask it to
    • consumes so much it puts a strain on your finances
    • makes a scene if you give it the cheap stuff
    • makes weird noises in the middle of the night
    • you literally couldn't live without it
    • can print photos from a USB flash drive

    that's not your cat it's Epson XP-610 All-in-one Inkjet Printer

    codl, to random
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    messing with homeassistant made me discover yr.no and now I'm fucking pissed about the quality of our national weather website and app. imagine that, an app from a national service that doesn't make me feel like I've been poisoned the whole time it's on screen. an app from a national service that doesn't take focus while I'm doing something else to ask again for the third time this month about cookies

    codl, to random
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    fun france fact: one of the biggest sugar brands here is called "daddy"

    codl, to random
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    pgday paris is so expensive

    codl,
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    also i feel annoyed that you have to show proof that you're unemployed to get a still-too-expensive reduced-rate ticket. i'm not showing you shit for the privilege of paying 50 fucking euros, i aint going

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    what is it with python bloggers going "hmm python dev tools in other language than python?? for speed reasons? it makes python look bad we should stop doing this" ok. i guess we stop using c extensions too. numpy canceled

    codl, to random
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    ohhh. hachyderm because hack and pachyderm. i see

    codl,
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    im french so ive been saying it "hashyderm" in my head

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    @heyheymomo this happens with gifs that only have 2 frames fsr, if you duplicate the frames it should be fine

    codl, to random
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    sometimes I worry that someone will tell me that I can't possibly be gay because I know how to drive (and even like it)

    codl, to random
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    I need yall to know that when you abbreviate ballers' gate as bg I read it as "beyond good"

    codl, to random French
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    j'étais à ikea ajd et avant tout à la fin de l'expo yavait un espace "maison connectée" avec les enceintes bluetooth et les ampoules zigbee, ben maintenant c'est un espace "maison éco-responsable" avec des bacs poubelle pour pouvoir recycler, des plaids pour baisser le chauffage, et des plats en verre pour euh, jsp, ne pas jeter ses restes j'imagine?

    ça m'a vraiment tuer c'est beau le greenwashing

    codl,
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    pas vu d'accessoire pour faire pipi sous la douche ou pour éteindre la box la nuit alors c'est pas encore ça

    codl, to random French
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    jsyk from now on if someone suspects that I am chatgpt I will 100% play along and let them think I'm a computer

    codl,
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    Turing test goes both ways

    codl, to random
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    people keep coming up with more ways to put blog posts on their mastodon feed and i dont understand why anyone would want that

    codl,
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    you can have a mastodon client and an rss reader. its fine. not everything has to go into the everything app

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    ligne b malédiction confirmée

    codl,
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    ligne a malédiction ?

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