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dan

@dan@duck.haus

VFX Supervisor at Sandwich

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The worst time for your coffee grinder to break is when you’re tired and making your morning coffee.

The second worst time for your coffee grinder to break is oh my god who cares this sucks.

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Important note to self:

Do not use git-filter-repo after 5pm.

Also, maybe consider one of those cool two key setups they have on nuclear submarines so another person can verify I'm not about to make a giant mess.

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Can I just say, I absolutely love that Baselight still looks like this in the year 2023.

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I don't know what I did to anger my ye olde S4 Apple Watch, but it went from dying at 9pm to dying at noon the past couple of days. Maybe the Vision Pro preorder made it depressed.

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There are 30% too many pickle varieties.

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Holy shit what??

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Hm. I wonder if that's a problem

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My favorite new watchOS 10 feature.

Wait, did I say favorite? I meant…the opposite of that.

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I couldn't find a basic timezone widget that I liked so I...made one with a Drafts widget.

It's a Keyboard Maestro macro that runs a shell script then uses a Shortcut to update a Draft every 60 seconds.

Yes, I realize it’s absurd, shhhhhhhhh

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thanks

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Tonight I used everyone’s favorite internet robot to create a local python web server connected to the frame.io api via ngrok to detect new clips uploaded by a camera-to-cloud production and download them to our cloud NAS host for our editors. Technology is freakin’ magic.

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I don’t know what’s happened with Apple Maps, but at several points on our drive home from San Diego, it suggested ridiculous routes like this. It either assumed I was in the mood for a 30min scenic detour (on a 6hr drive) or that the highway I was already on was going to disappear for 10 miles and then reappear.

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Websites that wait to show you the password field until after you’ve submitted your username should be fined $50,000 per login.

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But, real talk, I just reviewed some 3D models, in 3D space, moving them around in my hands and sharing them over a FaceTime call to discuss revisions.

What kind of crazy future am I living in because it rules.

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okay

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Me: (reboots computer)

Dropbox:

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I spent some time tonight extracting some iPhone 15 spatial video and, you'll be shocked to hear, I have some Thoughts. So, buckle up or whatever.

First things first, I have to admit, I've been obsessing over trying to pull this stuff apart since the beta came out. It's so easy to get caught up in the excitement around these types of things because it's a new, magical experience. But there is no magic. This is exactly what you would expect Stereo3D footage from an iPhone to look like.

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I was looking for something in my photos app and found a bunch of old screenshots of which I have no memory. I would like to share some of them with you now.

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An update of vital importance

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Music.app is just screwing with me now. It recommended an album to me, but when I tap “add” it removes the album like 3 seconds later. It’s been doing this for several days in a row. iOS and macOS. Whyyyyy

video/mp4

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I am enjoying this. This is very fun.

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They should do a reboot of “You’ve Got Mail” and call it “Mark, Unread”.

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Here's the problem with SUVs. The roof is too tall to safely set your coffee on when your hands are full and you need to open the door.

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We've reached the chapter in our journey to teach our one-year-old to eat real food entitled "the dog always has diarrhea".

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I think I’m mad about Twisters. Maybe. I dunno.

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