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40 / m / chicago / bass
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can I get a amen? (midwest.social)
i did my part? (midwest.social)
of course this month steam catches me for the survey on my $100 microcenter special that i lovingly call “the craptop.” but i still hit submit.
I can't attach the heatsink/fan to my new (to me) socket 7 motherboard because the tabs are broken off. (midwest.social)
my insurance stopped covering name brand vyvanse
And guess what is on back order at every nearby pharmacy? I’ll give you a hint: it’s not the $300 per month name brand....
don't try to deny it (midwest.social)
I want this (midwest.social)
People who dictate what others can and can't put on their hot dog probably peaked in high school.
Or grew up in Naperville.
I'll skin your ass raw (midwest.social)
I don't remember seeing this chart back when I used reiserfs (midwest.social)
my brisket came out terrible! please send chili recipes for tomorrow. (midwest.social)
i’ve never made an awesome brisket. i’ve made a few ok briskets. this was neither. it was a lesson in humility. i am not skilled enough to take a questionable piece of meat and turn it into amazing bbq....
this meme goes from acute to obtuse real quick (midwest.social)
making out chilli for the office potluck tomorrow (midwest.social)
Here’s the picture!
these colors don't run (midwest.social)
we dine at midnight!
My short ribs were supposed to go on by 8am. I dilly dallied and didn’t get them on until noon. I just hit 187.
knower - overtime (live) (youtu.be)
The breakdown is filthy
I mean, the oil is still hot from dinner (midwest.social)
What’s that old friend? You want me to fry up some oreos and brownie bites? I mean I guess we can do it…
my 4 year old daughter turned the thermostat up to 76 today
My wife had to open the windows to let some heat out. This is why we can’t afford to start a college fund.
I feel this meme in my back pocket (midwest.social)
some dad questions are better left unanswered
I finally have a purely hypothetical answer to a question that’s been gnawing at me for a couple years. Why is there a plunger outside on my back deck?...
here's one for the pinkos (midwest.social)
she's eating it! (midwest.social)
When daddy is the chef de cuisine and some random shit in your fridge is expired but smells ok.
I made a very consequential decision this weekend.
I let my Sam’s club membership expire and signed up for Costco instead....
i think you swallow even more if you live near the ocean (midwest.social)
sides: smoked cream cheese (midwest.social)
This is a fad I’m glad I tried. Just sprinkle some of your rub (or ranch powder in this case, because “ope”) and throw it on some tin foil next to your meat for the last 2 -3 hours. It’s an easy crowd pleaser and delicious with Ritz crackers.
Charlie Murphy's brother made a record in the 80s! (youtu.be)