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geordie

@geordie@aus.social

Basketball statistician, scuba diver, amateur chef, motorcyclist, language nerd, computer toucher, happy snapper, pretengineer. I am like if James Bond was unattractive, uncharismatic and not misogynistic.

Catholic (religious), cataholic (really into my cat)

The Fediverse's control cis guy. Like that exactly-a-kilogram they keep under a glass hood in France.

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I asked for lidocaine at the chemist, the chemist immediately started acting like I'd asked for oxycontin.

"It's unusual to ask for medicines by their chemical name, why do you need it?"

"I have an ulcer on the roof of my mouth."

"You should use mouthwash."

"Weird that you call it mouthwash and not Listerine. I'm doing that, but it still hurts and I'd like you to tell me where the lidocaine is."

geordie,
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"Have you used it before."

"Yes, I didn't make it to 44 without experiencing pain and it occurring to me to use a topical analgesic."

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A lot of action movies have a central plot of a massive explosion from the bad guys killing heaps of folks in an iconic building, but in reality if you blew up a relative handful of water treatment plants, electrical substations, sewage facilities and all those railways stations that get real busy at peak hour it’d probably be several orders of magnitude worse. Just thoughts.

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