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They’re loving the pizza rolls, but they are also burning their mouths on them. Teenage boys are wonderful.

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That’s where my mind went, too. I’m 40.

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This is exactly what I thought too. Once again, I’m old.

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Wish I knew! I’m hoping that’s the baby girl making the post.

ickplant,
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This is very true.

I only order groceries online, and my husband sometimes goes to the store for random things and stuff I forget. So this still applies to me!

ickplant,
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A particularly fine specimen of teef, if I may say so.

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You start to feel funny. Your bones and muscles start to change shape. Beautiful shiny fur grows out of your skin. You are now the opossum king. Good luck ruling your kingdom!

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He likes your style. You are now his friend. You get to go on cool adventures in the forest and learn how to play dead.

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You must be beating women off with a stick!

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Mine aren’t big, so I don’t know if this is helpful, but we use a harness that has a little clip that clips into the seatbelt. It’s pretty secure, they get a bit of leeway, but it will secure them in an accident enough not to turn into a missile.

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