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jamiebear

@jamiebear@woof.group

Academic cum adventurer.

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I have really shit eyesight, and usually when I'm in a relationship I have to train my partner to understand how things change when I don't have my glasses on/contacts in. But my new boyfriend has even worse vision than I do and this morning had no contacts in. I already KNEW how to do the things. Pass the tea gently and slowly so he can gauge distance. Not have any vital conversations when he was squinty and couldn't see my face. I know how to boss this. V pleased.

jamiebear,
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@girlonthenet I can't wear my glasses at the sauna I go to (they'd just be steamed up 100% of the time) so I have to ask my fuckers/fuckees to open and find the right side of condoms. I have no chance of doing either without glasses. 95% of blokes get it. That 5% who don't... don't get to be a fucker/fuckee if they don't get it very quickly. Most don't for some reason.

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