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kyleve

@kyleve@mastodon.online

UI Systems iOS EM at Square. I also work on our eng levels and eng hiring process. Also Transit 🚇, running 🏃‍♂️, photos 📷. Design is how it works. He/him.

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Happy Friday

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@patrick No, I found it at a liquor store near the park! Color me surprised as well!

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@dankim a Canadian classic

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@jackamick im learning that this isn’t really a thing outside of Canada much, apparently https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clamato

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@manolo @jackamick So the Americans are the weird ones (per usual)

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How in god's name is it only 7:40pm

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@allenc thanks I hate it

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This is so good. No notes.

https://joebiden.com/foo

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@webuiltthiscity I went for the coffee mug for now

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Absolutely losing it at this team who decided it was totally fine to use the acronym for their name, “DAMP”, in regular communications.

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Why is every third word out of every main character in the middle seasons of The West Wing a very uncomfortable “okayyy”

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ABC: FOX News fires Tucker Carlson
CNN: FOX News fires Tucker Carlson
NBC: FOX News fires Tucker Carlson
FOX: Did Aliens Kill These Cows?

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@kangaroo5383 omfg this isn’t real oh noooo

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another day volunteering at the eng levels museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the L7. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

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Github Product Manager: Hmm, what if we don’t load diffs over 200 lines, and also don’t load LFS diffs after like, 20 files or so? Not like these people are trying to review changes or anything.

Github CEO: We’ve got it. The worst diff review ever created. You’re promoted.

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[holding my ear like im the secret service] I’m recieving word from my sources that Tucker has fucked the M&M

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@kyle No it’s Tucker’s. As mentioned, he can finally fuck the M&M.

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@kyle What’s the super bowl

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@kyle oh so thats what NFL means

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@pgor today is one of the first times masto has felt like twitter

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Tucker can finally fuck the green M&M

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me, jamming along to the weekly apple music new music mix: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

it suddenly terrifies me with phantom of the opera: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.

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@webuiltthiscity I think I only saw it once; but it’s still my favorite of the many I’ve been to

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[sitting in golden gate park at 3pm drinking a beer] why aren't all these people at work. dont they have work to do

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@suldrew I do have my laptop

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@burritojustice @suldrew great minds think alike

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