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kyleve

@kyleve@mastodon.online

UI Systems iOS EM at Square. I also work on our eng levels and eng hiring process. Also Transit 🚇, running 🏃‍♂️, photos 📷. Design is how it works. He/him.

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kyleve, to random
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Excited to add a couple more SF tchotchkes to my collection: Old street signs!

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scott, to random
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is there any way to stop getting multiple fundraising texts a day from every schmoe running for office as a democrat in states i've never been to

kyleve,
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@scott no

kyleve,
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@scott they're waterproof now

kyleve, to random
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Do your spurs even jingle jangle jingle, bro?

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So close! 99% of carbon emissions came from Taylor Swift’s airplane

kyleve,
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@_Jordan i feel so.informed

kyleve, to random
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Lazy Tweet: Does anyone have a Kona and have positive or negative thouhts? https://www.hyundaiusa.com/us/en/vehicles/kona-electric

(I wish VW would just make an electric GTI… It's wild this car doesn't exist)

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@asmallteapot Honestly I'm just looking to offload my GTI and move to electric, and was hoping this could be a replacement (since it seems to be nearly the smallest medium range electric you can get now), but, ehhh, yeah, it seems just "fine”…

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@asmallteapot Sadly it does not fit in my garage, and I'm not gonna be a street parking mf. Ioniq 5 also fits, but barely…

kyleve,
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@chris Weirdly, they killed it after 2019, probably because americans love big ass cars (big ass cars suck)

kyleve,
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@godofbiscuits this would be the perfect car

kyleve,
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@godofbiscuits I would buy this in 10 seconds

kyleve,
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@via @asmallteapot under 170, oh shit…

kyleve,
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@via @asmallteapot Doable but for the love of god just give me an electric GTI

kyleve,
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@via @asmallteapot I JUST WANT A TINY CAR!!!

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@via @asmallteapot I can't explain it but Mini make some of the ugliest cars ever

kyleve,
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@Actionscientist @godofbiscuits Doesn't fit in my garage, which is annoying and a P0

kyleve, to random
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Me last week: What is Fallout?

Me this week: Wow the Fallout lore is “Bongo bongo bongo I don't wanna leave the Congo” huh alright grandma lets gets you to bed

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Super excited to see Mercury Personal launch today! It’s been in the works since I joined over a year ago, and it’s been so fun to work with the team on bringing it to the iOS app. Our codename name for it was peanut butter (personal banking = pb) so we got some pretty fun merch! 🥜

Sign up for the waitlist → https://mercury.com/personal-banking

kyleve,
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@kylebshr Nice work, congrats!

kyleve, to random
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It’s too warm today. I want a refund

kyleve,
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@NeoNacho even in an uber

kyleve, to random
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Have to drive my car I never drive one mile to the smog testing station tomorrow and it’s giving me the levels of anxiety I can only imagine are similar to when you’re being hunted for sport

kyleve,
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@NeoNacho we aren't doing this again

kyleve,
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@NeoNacho do they give you a cut or something

kyleve,
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@kyleve this was fine. why do I do this to myself

kyleve,
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@jef yup, exactly this

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