No, YOU spent Christmas / your birthday at a seafood place wearing a lobster bib and laughing as a person dressed up as a crab came out and sang happy birthday to you!
I have a friend that just bought a farm, another eloped yesterday.
I just sneezed snot all over my laptop.
I guess we're all just living our best lives.
I’ve discovered that my favorite song I like to sing along to but isn’t known well enough for karaoke is Daysleeper by REM. Especially while driving with the windows down.
