volkswagenchick

volkswagenchick, 3 days ago to random

Anyone ever opened their Shazam app in time?

volkswagenchick, 5 days ago to random

Overheard between two women at DrupalCon:

"So, I like the vodka tonic.That was nice for a change."

"What do you usually mix with vodka?"

"Saliva."

fldrupalcamp, 6 days ago to random

Congrats to one of FLDC’s founders, @ultimike on winning this years Aaron Winborn Award at #DrupalCon!

Let’s just hope he is as humble about it as @volkswagenchick is about hers.

(And yes, FLDC now has 2x AWAWs as organizers. Not saying that makes us the best Camp in the world but…)

tderego, 11 days ago to random

Hello Portland. #drupalcon begins the same way it did 2 years ago. I saw @volkswagenchick on the train and was too shy to say hi, then a rainy walk to McMenamins Broadway Pub.

volkswagenchick, 15 days ago to random

"Why aren’t there more Open Source a11y tools?"
The presentation is meant to be both a survey of existing solutions and a call to action for new Open Source solutions. Web Accessibility stagnates without more Open Source A11y tools.

May 15th @ 12pm ET
https://youtu.be/l-13Ic75zts

volkswagenchick, 19 days ago to random

Anybody ever read "The Stranger" by Camus??
What a stupid book.
That's 5 hours of my life I will never get back.

volkswagenchick, 21 days ago to random

I could have sworn I felt a baby moving around in my belly.
After 2 kids my body now recognizes Taqueria Vallarta burritos as a pregnancy.

volkswagenchick, 22 days ago to random

I have decided to stop apologizing for the way I look on Zoom.
Why? Cuz, fuck you. That’s why!
Fell asleep with wet hair and expected on a 5am call? Still have on last nights mascara cuz of having a 2am call? Cut your own bangs...again? Eating on a call because it’s lunch time?
It’s life and it happens

volkswagenchick, 29 days ago to random

This month has felt like it is made up of seventeenhundred Monday's. Yes, 1700. I know I'm not great at the maths, and there are only 7 days in a week, and 4 weeks in a month and it’s only the 17th, but I dare you to disagree with the obnoxious amount of Monday's that have been this month and we are not finished yet. It's like one of those holiday weeks where you get a Monday off but it ends up feeling twice as long from Tuesday to Friday. That's what this month is like. Only without holidays.

volkswagenchick, 1 month ago to random

Babysat Stink asked me to name the ninja turtles and I got lost after Michaelangelo and Leonardo and said "Versace". Probably because Donatello is close to Donatella. But whatever.
I've failed my generation

volkswagenchick, 1 month ago to random

I have been teaching the kids at church how to play Pictionary over the past couple days through Zoom calls.
Thought I'd be funny and draw a snarky one in response to one mother's comments regarding my artwork. Her child managed to guess it in 5 seconds.
Good News...Said child is getting good at this game
Bad News...I'm in trouble for introducing the boy to the phrase "Kiss my butt"

volkswagenchick, 1 month ago to drupal

We're only about a month away from DrupalCon Portland - but this fall we'll be in sunny Barcelona!

Session submissions for DrupalCon Barcelona end soon:
https://events.drupal.org/barcelona2024/submit-session #Drupal

volkswagenchick, 1 month ago to random

My girlfriend called me yesterday.

Her: Nowhere on my iPhone's weather app does it say 'It will be pissing down with rain as soon as you hide the Cadbury Eggs outside'. Those f***ers over at Cadbury better be using waterproof foil.

Me: Who are you kidding? You'd eat waterlogged chocolate. And if your kids are anything like my kids, they will too.

volkswagenchick, 1 month ago to opensource

👐The Open Web Community track welcomes anyone & everyone passionate about leveraging #OpenSource technology to make web more innovative, accessible & equitable.

🔗Submit for #DrupalConBarcelona at https://events.drupal.org/barcelona2024/submit-session.

#DrupalConEur #Inclusivity #Accessibility #Community

volkswagenchick, 1 month ago to random

Everyone was all excited about drinking and celebrating St. Paddy's day yesterday. I have a secret.
You can drink any day you want! It's called being an adult. You're welcome.

I'm just over here pulling back the curtain, exposing secrets and shit. I'll be here all day.

volkswagenchick, 2 months ago to random

If I go to the DMV with you voluntarily, DON'T YOU DARE EVER QUESTION MY LOVE FOR YOU AGAIN. EVER. I mean, were good til death.
My love is forever verified. Seriously.

volkswagenchick, 2 months ago to random

My kids like to play this game called “Let’s Add Mom to a Group Chat With a Bunch of 20yr Olds While She is at a Conference and See How Long it Takes Her to Lose Her Shit ”
Spoiler Alert: There are no winners.

volkswagenchick, 2 months ago to random

If people are not supposed to ask questions that they don't want to know the answers to, I really need to stop asking my cat what he has in his mouth.

volkswagenchick, 2 months ago to random

Bad Cop Bad Cop on International Woman's Day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYWpFs8Na9k

volkswagenchick, 2 months ago to random

This morning during my hour of quiet reflection while sipping coffee, I made a vow to be less grumpy. Then I went out in public.

volkswagenchick, 2 months ago to accessibility

Headed to #KubeCon?
Join the session, Inaccessible "Accessibility" - Real-life Stories, by the CNCF Deaf & Hard of Hearing Working Group to learn why real accessibility matters.

https://sched.co/1aQgq
#Accessibility

volkswagenchick, 2 months ago to random

I asked a question in one of my work chat channels and was immediately added to the content-no-dumb-questions channel...
Was I asking in the smart question channel? I don't quite know how to feel about this.

volkswagenchick, 2 months ago to random

I have one child who is convinced that I have the answer to everything, annoying as that is...more annoying is the child who acts as though I am a Vogon reading poetry everytime I open my mouth.