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o7___o7, (edited ) to techtakes in Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 28 April 2024
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SCP-8008: TIME PERVERT

scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8008

This SCP Wiki entry riffs on our favorite fan fiction extruder cum doomsayer. It is the deepest, weirdest cut, it relies on having some familiarity with SCP Wiki lore, and it is also very NSFW.

I’m sorry.

o7___o7, to techtakes in Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 16 June 2024
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CW: Dongs, Blood and Thunder,

So yeah…remember that Roko post from last week where he explained how much men don’t need women? Oglaf did it first.

This is Roko’s ideal future; Roko’s Modern life, if you will. Checkmate, ladies.

(NSFW)

www.oglaf.com/dark-miasma/ (part 1 of 24 lol) www.oglaf.com/burningjewels/

But nature finds a way:

www.oglaf.com/honor/www.oglaf.com/son-of-kronar/www.oglaf.com/son-of-kronar/2/

o7___o7, to techtakes in Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 16 June 2024
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man will wheaton really turned to the dark side, didn’t he?

o7___o7, to techtakes in wow. sensible
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it was straight up “not even wrong”

o7___o7, (edited ) to techtakes in Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 9 June 2024
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Who is more evolutionarily fit: a deaf person who appreciates technological progress and has kids, or an unloved eugenics enjoyer posting on hacker news?

o7___o7, to techtakes in Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 9 June 2024
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news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40611600

It will never stop being incredibly funny that in the past 24 months an untold legion of people have emerged from heroic doses of shrooms/LSD clutching a note that just has “what if u could chat with a pdf???” scrawled on it

o7___o7, (edited ) to sneerclub in another banger from Roko, definitely a thinker of a time. I would first guess that this time it was a trans woman he came onto and she kicked him in the nuts
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Which is more likely:

  • You believe that half the human race lacks the agency and interiority that you theoretically enjoy
    OR

  • You desperately crave human interaction and will take any attention that comes your way, even if it’s negative

    That’s no way to live, is it? Do better.

o7___o7, to buttcoin in A Story in Two Pictures, Or Solidity? Why Worry!
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monkey paw moment

o7___o7, to sneerclub in the loons are at it again
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That’s basically how the point-of-view character gets roped in, except instead of threatening the whole world he only threatened Wolverhampton, he was still in grad school, and it was a graphics algorithm.

o7___o7, to sneerclub in the loons are at it again
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Rad as heck!

btw, (sorry if this is prying!) considering your line of work, is all of this acausal robot god stuff especially weird and off-putting for you? Do your coworkers seem to be resistant to it?

o7___o7, (edited ) to sneerclub in another banger from Roko, definitely a thinker of a time. I would first guess that this time it was a trans woman he came onto and she kicked him in the nuts
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Take Optimus Prime, for example:

Pros:

  • Strong as a Mac Truck
  • v tall
  • kind to children and animals
  • leads by building consensus
  • woke af

Cons:

  • Smells like diesel fumes
  • not good for cuddles (Edit: new information has come to light!)
o7___o7, (edited ) to sneerclub in another banger from Roko, definitely a thinker of a time. I would first guess that this time it was a trans woman he came onto and she kicked him in the nuts
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Men have two niches in life: looking beautiful and making phallic machines

The first niche will be taken by sexbots

The second, entertainingly, also by sexbots

Society will suddenly realize it doesn’t need men and those in power will quickly start replacing and disempowering them.

People like to consider the positive implications of technology but they don’t like to consider the negative implications

The smart strategy for men would be to ban ALL of the following:


<span style="color:#323232;"> sexbots
</span><span style="color:#323232;"> artificial dongs
</span><span style="color:#323232;"> transformers
</span>

Nobody except men should be allowed to look sexy(manly sexy), look male or be bears.[1]

To some extent TUFF men like @RokoMijic are smart enough to realize that it’s essential to defend the male monopoly on this stuff. But the average man just isn’t strategic enough to go along with this, and there’s (as always) a collective action problem so you get defectors.


[1] Women get to keep the Oxford comma.

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Smh, this is the kind of behavior reserved for aging physicists, amirite lads?

Bah Gawd! That man has a family!

o7___o7, (edited ) to sneerclub in the loons are at it again
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and P!=NP (assuming it holds, else the limited capacities thing falls apart, but then we don’t need AI for stuff to go to shit, as I think that prob breaks a lot of encryption methods),

Building a scifi apocalypse cult around LLMs seems like a missed opportunity when there are much more interesting computer science toys lying around. Like you pointed out, there’s the remote possibility that P=NP, which is also largely unexplored in fiction. There is a fun little low-budget movie called The Traveling Salesman about this exact scenario, where several scientists are locked in a room deciding what to do with their discovery when the government tries to squeeze them for it. Very 12 Angry Men.

My fav example of the micro-genre is The Laundry Files book series by Charles Stross (who visits these parts!). In the first book, The Atrocity Archives, it turns out that any mathematical proof that P=NP is a closely guarded state secret; so much so that the British government has an entire MoD agency dedicated to rounding up and permanently employing people who discover The Truth. This is because drawing a graph that summons horrors from beyond space-time (brain-eating parasites, hungry ghosts, Cthulhu, a competent Tory politician, etc) is an NP-complete problem. You really don’t want an efficient algorithm for solving 3SAT to show up on reddit.

I mean, you could also use it to steal bitcoin and make robots, but pfft.

I’m not doing the series justice. I love how Bob, Mo, Mhari, and co grow and change, and their character arcs really hit home for me, as someone who more-or-less grew up alongside the series, not to mention the spot-on social commentary.

o7___o7, to techtakes in Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 9 June 2024
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They’re just one step away from “Ouija board as a Service”

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