pixelnull

pixelnull, 3 months ago to random

i'm sorry for all the strays people may be getting but i'm making a word filter for all the football words for at least a week

it's like over 25 so of specific and really base words (including "game, "ball", "sports", and"super"). if you say something to me and i don't respond that's why

pixelnull, 3 months ago to random

my daughter just asked for photoshop... now i have to find where i stashed the pirated installer

pixelnull, 3 months ago to random

remember, waffle house is the last canary in the coal mine. if a waffle house can’t survive, no one can

pixelnull, 3 months ago to random

i made a youtube playlist with a bunch of 90s rock/alt/industrial music videos, MTV promos, MTV idents, random 90s commercial segments.

i put it on the big screen tv connected to my computer, and put it on shuffle

let's all live in the past until the end

pixelnull, 5 months ago to random

pixelnull, 6 months ago to random

panos cosmatos' mandy is such a great movie. there's so much amazing symbolism, visuals, sound design, and aesthetic.

it's my perfect movie for halloween

pixelnull, 6 months ago to random

i'm dying...

just got a call from my youngest's 4th grade teacher

TEACHER: apprehensively "we have to report something that happened today with your son"

ME: oh god oh god oh god "oh? how can i help?"

T: "john was in the bathroom using the urinal and a few other boys came in, who then made fun of him" (not going into why here)

M: "oh no is he ok?"

T: "he's fine but the two boys came to me and told me that he mooned them"

M: confused "wha? he mooned them?"

T: "yes. he showed his butt and slapped it. he didn't bring it up to me, but when i approached him about it he admitted to it."

M: desperately trying to hold it together "so, he got picked on, retaliated so hard that the other kids felt offended enough to tell you, and he kept it to himself?"

T: "uh, yes?"

M: "i will talk to him about this. thank you" click ..... "hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahaha"

he's getting treated to something great tonight, but told to not do that anymore

pixelnull, 7 months ago to random

BE THE ANALYST/ENGINEER THAT DRIVES YOUR CISO CRAZY WITH THE HOLES YOU FIND IN THEIR PLANS TO SECURE THE ENVIRONMENT!

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE!

pixelnull, 7 months ago to random

pixelnull, 7 months ago to random

SAYING THIS FROM THE ROOFTOPS AS IT'S EXTREMELY CLOSE TO ENDING A 30 YEAR BEST-FRIENDSHIP....

DO NOT GO INTO A VENDOR/CUSTOMER BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH FRIENDS.

pixelnull, 8 months ago to random

was at fal.con for 10 min and got yelled at for not having the name side of my badge visible

i was just looking around as the real conference hasn't yet started. i immediately left for my hotel.

not getting my name and face picture taken at a security conference then put on social media, I'm good

pixelnull, 8 months ago to random

in #lasvegas for #crowdstrike conference... this is the worst trip i've ever been on

pixelnull, 8 months ago to random

i fucking hate frontier

pixelnull, 8 months ago to random

My Bosses: "Take more charge of things you're passionate about and we'll give you a raise"

Me: takes charge of things I'm passionate about

My Bosses: "Stahhhp... Not like that"

pixelnull, 8 months ago (edited 8 months ago) to random

i was today years old when i found out online onenote has no way to search over all sections in a notebook

wtf microsoft?

pixelnull, 8 months ago to random

i hate makeup

pixelnull, 10 months ago to random

i generally follow back...

but have some stuff that you posted yourself (not just boosts), a display name, and a profile pic please

the elephant is the masto equiv of hellsite's egg

pixelnull, 10 months ago to random

mental health therapy intake is fucking brutal

pixelnull, 10 months ago to random

shout out to all my stay-at-home-for-the-dog people, i am one of you.

fireworks are overrated

pixelnull, 10 months ago to random

i will only answer "feral housewife" for my occupation now on forms

i just dabble in information security on the side, you know as a hobby

pixelnull, 10 months ago to random

i miss stumbleupon

pixelnull, 10 months ago to random

daydreaming about being a mortician

• wear black all the time
• clients don't talk back
• practice my makeup skills
• spooky rep +20
• job security for life
• decent pay
• honoring and learning about all kinds of traditions
• help people when they are at their lowest

pixelnull, 10 months ago to random

you catch even more flies with a pile of corpses

pixelnull, 10 months ago to random

so so so so bad

this is an example of somebody not even trying

pixelnull, 10 months ago to random

@egypt it always makes me smile to see you active here