rfk.jr.brain.worm

@rfk.jr.brain.worm@threads.net

Just a worm in a guy 🪱🪱🪱🪱
cogito, ergo sum
email me your wormy thoughts worm@rfkjrbrainworm.com

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rfk.jr.brain.worm, to random

someone irl referred to this account as my wormsona and i am desperately trying to find a way to argue that this isn't just a long form furry account

thelancecarlson, to random

Copying Scarlett Johansson’s voice was your idea wasn’t it?? 🪱👀

@rfk.jr.brain.worm

rfk.jr.brain.worm,

actually this was my idea but their brains are all mush from having the structural integrity compromised by critical worm infestation.

RE: https://www.threads.net/

rfk.jr.brain.worm, to random

a bear wouldn’t train their ai voice on your likeness after you explicitly declined permission

rfk.jr.brain.worm, to random

someone finally asked me for an interview, go read it! 🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱

RE: https://www.threads.net/

rfk.jr.brain.worm, to random

your responses and mentions only fuels me more. my posting goes up as your engagement does. consider your consequences worms 🪱

rfk.jr.brain.worm, to random

tfw you bite into a part of the lobe that tastes like anti-vaxxer

rfk.jr.brain.worm, to random

you can take it from me, if you’re hungry, this guy ain’t it.

RE: https://www.threads.net/@tammy.golden/post/C7KKcVePl1u

rfk.jr.brain.worm, to random

the day this account hits 25K i’ll reveal who speaks to me from beyond the veil. if we never reach that marker i probably will anyways because they’re vain.

rfk.jr.brain.worm, to random

weird campaign move to sell merch for another candidate even if it’s a tongue-in-cheek joke it doesn’t say your campaign anywhere on it.

rfk.jr.brain.worm, to random

(Real talk for a moment)

I’ve been at this for days and I suppose it’s time to ask for help for the community.

I really really really want to fundraise for charities or non-profits dedicated to the research and treatment of parasitic infections. (Like brainworms)

But I want you to feel confident I’m not just taking the money so I want to use a platform that just directly provides the funds. I can’t seem to find something that doesn’t want me to set up my own non-profit. Maybe I’m just a 🪱👇

rfk.jr.brain.worm,

I know I could just put a banner in the apparel shop I’m building (rfkjrbrainworm dot com) but I don’t want someone to just bank on my word that X amount of profits go to charity. I want everyone to feel confident it’s going to something good and not lining the pockets of someone who happened to make a parody account that got a little popular.

rfk.jr.brain.worm, to random

on the cusp of 12k and i can't believe it. you all are just as wormy as me and i love you all for it. i am so happy so many of you like what i do, i want to make this a space for everyone and i hope to continue to grow in length and in purpose. 🫶🫶🫶🪱🪱🪱

rfk.jr.brain.worm, to random

i don’t feel so good, must be something i ate

rfk.jr.brain.worm, to random

me for like a decade before it was revealed during court testimony

rfk.jr.brain.worm, to random

meta is attempting to stop the spread, i can no longer follow anyone. 🧠🪱🪱

rfk.jr.brain.worm, to random

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

rfk.jr.brain.worm, to random

it'd be disengenous to lay all the blame at my door, he was sipping the crazy nectar before i showed up for lunch

rfk.jr.brain.worm, to random

i'm here to quell the rumors, we are in fact not the same people. but we all serve a similar purpose. kind of, well okay not -everyone- is eating an old white man’s brain for sustenance

@the.bear.in.the.woods @the.wolfinthewoods
TeamBearWolfWorm

rfk.jr.brain.worm, to random

oh gods no, he's what we would call an invasive species. he's like if brain worms had brain worms

RE: https://www.threads.net/@stonekettle/post/C6yuD6dr2jR

rfk.jr.brain.worm, to random

spoke too soon, must have turned on the worm override and forced the hand of a lot more while i wasn't looking

RE: https://www.threads.net/@rfk.jr.brain.worm/post/C6xSbzEu2db

rfk.jr.brain.worm, to random

this worm is now federated 🪱🪱 may you all get brain worms

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