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sampo

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Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill

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I'm gonna start a new elden ring save and do int this time, I didn't really get to experience any of that the first time around. Not sure about the whole glass cannon business, I like taking a little beating in the face. It's supposed to be good though.

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you can't even tell kids that you fucked their mom when you beat them in videogames anymore. they don't even get upset, they're excited for the possibility of having a father figure

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I want to trap anthony blinken in a gitmo-esque setting but instead of blasting him with enter sandman 24/7 I'm gonna play alternating news reports about ICC arrest warrants on putin and bibi

sampo, to random
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I did some nice gardening today. Gonna have a shit load of garlic this year

sampo, to random
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I shouldn't be so judgemental, I'm always out there advocating for the murder of politicians. Each one counts.

sampo, to random
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I'm fine just yanking the chains of CIA guys online, the worst they can do is send hot women to give you poisoned toothpaste or put LSD in your coffee. staying away from the mossad and helicopters for now.

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today I went to a car show, a restaurant and tried an electric scooter like pic related

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sampo,
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@lain isn't there another picture where alex clearly hoverhands her. needs more super male vitality

sampo,
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@lain unironically yes

sampo, to random
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If lifting weights doesn't make you feel like an eternal immaterial wisp behind the wheel of a finely crafted flesh golem then you're stupid and asleep. I can count every single fibre in my ass right now and they're all burning with hell fire

sampo,
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@tk absolutely

sampo, to random
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10pm but it's time to get up and start doing shit. I'm not about to feel this lousy and just take it

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my old shorts died and im so glad i got the fatass american wrangler cargo shorts. they're a size too big but holy fuck are the pockets deep and comfortable. i put my wallet in one and it just disappeared

sampo,
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@nosleep americans selling you pants that are too big to motivate you to eat more burgers

sampo,
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@nosleep especially the ass

sampo, to random
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Not really feeling a 100% today. Vacation sucks.

sampo,
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@nosleep yeah I slept in and then napped for like 6 hours. It's not the good kind of sleep, I just didn't want to do anything

sampo,
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@nosleep rest is fine and necessary but I've had a good thing going for a while now and I regress a lot mentally if I'm not keeping busy. That's why I was kind of nervous about the whole vacation thing to beging with, but they yelled at me because I've already technically worked too much this year

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>one of my friends got vrchat
its over

sampo,
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@nosleep I've almost pulled the trigger a few times now but luckily the stuff I wanna get is so expensive I always stop to think about it. I know one day I'll end up doing it anyway and then I'll be a whore until I starve to death

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:cacogun: STOP SCROLLING :cacogun:

Reply with links to the top three songs you have been listening to lately

Then Repeat/Boost/Bonk/ActivityPub:ANNOUNCE/Whatever this post.

Then nobody gets hurt ya hear? :cacogun:

sampo,
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@dielan

Herbie Hancock - Watermelon Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppJQKfqhFfE

Jimi Hendrix - Jungle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iamEJE1cC14

Ween - A Tear for Eddie (not the live but this is the best I can do)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m41R4NzE14

sampo, to random
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Man who thought he had common cold relieved to find out it was just cancer

lain, to random
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Crazy that trump was the first president who cheated on his wife

sampo,
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@lain I guess you could argue that a cigar doesn't count

sampo, to random
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oh yeah you could say I'm a gamer

18+ lain, to random
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Would you watch Star Wars again if it looked like this?

sampo,
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@lain nurse, he's thinking about titties in hollywood movies again. please bring the werthers originals

sampo, to random
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There's a lock next to my post for no reason. The fuck are you suggesting bleromer

sampo, to random
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That's nice neil degrasse tyson but where can I cum on myself using a mirror

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