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а мы могли бы служить в разведке, мы могли бы играть в кино!

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made out with a cute boy at the club. his mouth tasted like red bull and i never saw him again. such is life

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incredibly ironic that a company with WATER in its name has a liquidity problem

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finally done with finals (pun intended)

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almost unbelievable im gonna be a senior next semester

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tomorrow is this mf's birthday

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@2ch why is the mascot more educated than me 😭

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new amazing digital circus ep in 2 days ‼️

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business major self care: playing tennis, going for a run, getting starbucks

engineering major self care: shredding 300 page economic textbook, one page at a time

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waited all semester to do this ngl
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@r000t not this one, because it's a course packet that gets changed every semester (i had my friend's one from last semester and it was so different i had to shell out for the new one)

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illegal uhaul hacks (friend for scale (i was the one riding in the back holding up the couches (pictured (very scary))))
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i spent 20 on the couches and 40 on the uhaul 😭

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good morning people

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@why excellent morning even

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thank you, local tax agency, for sending me mail with "IMPORTANT TAX DOCUMENT ENCLOSED" on it. i'm sure no one would be motivated to steal it

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@vaartis social security number

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@vaartis fun fact, federal w-2 forms only started permitting ssn masking a few years ago. if you were still receiving them by mail, it would just be written in plain text. moreover, when i applied for my ssn, they refused to print it at the office and told me it would be mailed to me within 3-7 days. and that's just what you can get by mail, im not even counting data leaks where you can just put it together (because some orgs mask the last 4 numbers, and some mask the first 5)

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wake up‼️ it's the first of the month ‼️

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I think I might just buy that smith machine for my home gym, I find I like it for a few things. If you think that makes me gay then I have no other options but to suck your dick

cables are too far even for me though, that I won't do.

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@sampo nice. once i move into the new place im probably gonna start building up a home gym. i literally can't go to the anthill gyms on campus without a friend because there's always 2-3 people waiting on you, and im definitely not locking myself into planet fatness

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man, how many of these kids are gonna get expelled from school and still be saddled with the lifelong non-dischargeable debt?

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@r000t pretty much all of them

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What car does Otacon drive?

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@triodug miata for sure

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@triodug not in my headcanon he doesn't

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